Two storks are sitting in their nest, a father stork and his son. The son is asking his father where his mother went. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies...
Pity the rest of the Government cant agree!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2535129/Ban-immigrants-claiming-benefits-TWO-YEARS-says-Boris-Johnson-weeks-government-extended-three-months.html...
/// ‘The indigenous population found themselves made strangers in their own country, their wives unable to obtain hospital beds in childbirth, their children unable to obtain school places, their...
I have watched this for the past week, who on earth are these people, I thought to be a celebrity you have to be known to people. Only one I can remember I knew was Roy Hudd.
OH decided to have sardines on toast for tea. When he opened the tin found the sardines were in oil not tomato. Decided to be "helpful" he poured the oil from the tin into a bottle of Virgin olive...
After reading all the hype about Aldi before Christmas, Mrs BT and I ventured in there. We spoke to a customer who was denuding the shelves of their supply of filet steak. Curiously we asked him about...
The problem was fixed for a while after I complained but it's as bad as ever again.Lemsip,Vanish and a few more but the one that really annoys me is the "Daily Dividend Report".Don't like to start the...
I through a pot of cooked cabbage down it and its taking ages to go away when I flush it,have flushed about 6 times now and attacked it with the toilet brush,a little is going away at a time but what...
Can I sue after getting trapped in a car wash, I followed all instructions as given but was stuck, no one came to my assistance and I remained stuck shouting for help. I could not get out of the...
Happy New Year Everyone! I hope we're all feeling refreshed and ready to face the great sparkling potential of 2014. I've not made any resolutions this year - not yet anyway. I wondered if you'd like...