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Smowball
We always have a cold type of little buffet on Xmas Eve, so we've got a selection of various cheeses & crackers, pate, a smoked salmon terrine, several dips & breadsticks/tortillas, and a cheeky... ...
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nailedit
Have worked (and lived) on a farm, up to my eyes in pig poo, chicken muck, and other assorted animal excreta, but theres just something about stepping into a pile of dog dirt that isnt... ...
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sandyRoe
Last night it messed in the kitchen sink.  It's gone too far. Apart from filling the sink with water, if I remember, what else could I do?
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Hazlinny
Wishing Scottish folk on here and everywhere a Happy St. Andrew's Day x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCaflEdNAfo ...
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countryquine
1. Out ? Pipe 2. Trap ? Post 3. Street ? Animal  
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Tilly2
Just had two texts from relatives in Stoke to say they have heavy snow falling. I know it's November and we can expect snow. So, do you have snow?
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Khandro
Hope this link works, and I'm wondering if, 'go woke go broke' might not kick in. https://archive.ph/S7Tab ...
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johnT
Help with last few please? Clues annotated with (Sc) will be a Scottish or Scottish dialect word, term or slang. If not annotated (Sc) then it's a normal British/English word or term. I can't... ...
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ToraToraTora
Q: Which 19th century British prime minister had the nickname dizzy? A: Margaret Thatcher! 🤣
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Tilly2
I went for a walk around my local park this afternoon as it was far  too pleasant to stay in the house. Here is the list of birds I heard whilst on that 40 minute walk. Goldcrest, Long tailed Tit,... ...
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naomi24
//Farmers across the UK have met the news that inheritance tax relief for farms will be limited to £1m with anger.   The National Farmers' Union said it had been a “disastrous budget” for family... ...
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ToraToraTora
Multiple choice this time: Q: What term means a period between two wars? A: Interregnum  B: Interbellum  C: Internecine Answer A: !!  
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nicebloke1
Absolutly bang on budget getting every aspect of it right in every possible way and very well thought out. Hospitals, schools and carers, have been crying out for some proper action for 14 years.... ...
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naomi24
...  do you have any tales of ghosties, ghoulies - (not to be confused with goolies) - and things that go bump in the night?    Are you a believer - or is it a load of old rubbish?   To set the... ...
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HFJL2020
is  it  true  that  horses  have  an  iq  of  200
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ToraToraTora
https://news.sky.com/story/life-inside-europes-drugs-death-capital-dying-would-be-better-than-my-1-000-a-month-heroin-addiction-13235315 ....yep you guessed it! Why is the Scottish "government" so... ...
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ToraToraTora
Name a celebrity that you used to like but now can't stand... Mine is Carol Vorderman, I used to like her on countdown and I even worked with her on some sketches we did for  commercial publicising... ...
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Smowball
JUST FOR FUN! Name someone - singer/actor/ any kind of celebrity that you just can't stand but for no particular reason! 
I've a couple, but one that springs to mind is actress Lisa Faulkner - she... ...
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ToraToraTora
...it's only meant to be a giggle at a silly answer.
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evil__sheep
my G/F has a classic car (1960's) that's exempt from tax.  It normally stays in our garage. in order to clear the garage, she's parked it on the road.  We thought we'd better check tax/insurance... ...

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