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How Can The Truth Be Offensive?

https://news.sky.com/story/nigel-farage-called-out-for-blanket-accusation-as-he-says-growing-number-of-muslims-loathe-british-values-13143302 "Nigel Farage has argued on Sky News that a "growing... ...

pammie02

Anagram

They boils tiny fun eggs, 6,6,2,6 Many thanks in advance

ladybirder

Do You Agree Jeremy Clarkson Is Sexy Ladies?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13423699/Jeremy-Clarkson-64-crowned-UKs-sexiest-man-second-year-running-beating-likes-Cillian-Murphy-Tom-Holland-Idris-Elba.html ...

douglas9401

I Agree

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cnd6d7y11nwo On you go then. ...

sandyRoe

Mad Cow Disease Rears Its Ugly Head In Scotland.

Only one case so far. How is it transmitted? Should we be looking for vegetarian alternatives to beef?

TwoShortPlanks

Anti Virus Software

Do I really need McAfee? Or is there a better (and cheaper) alternative?

loulou111

Getting The Smell Of Cigarette Smoke Out Of A Fabric Coat

I purchased second hand coat, with washable fleece material from ebay. It's arrived but stinks of cigarette smoke. I love the coat. It's currently in the washing machine. I'm worried the smell... ...

naomi24

My Friend Has Just Died

Not at all unexpectedly, but isn't it odd that having cried buckets over time at her long and progressive decline, I'm still crying now her suffering is over. Lovely, funny, full of life, I shalL... ...

Prudie

Remembering Sqad On His Birthday

Sqad would have been 90 today. As it's a special birthday and in case he's looking down I thought I should post him a birthday thread :-) Not asking for others to join me really, just wanted to... ...

ToraToraTora

Love Or Hate Her She's Bang On Here.....

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TbesIRdcrqk ...

ToraToraTora

Please Help Me Find More Of These.....

My grandson loves the jokes of this form... Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head? A: Jack I have several but you get the idea, looking for ones I don't know.

barney4444

Seat Belt.

When people sit in any of the back seats in my car and forget to fasten the seat belt, I get a warning light and a warning beep, but I have put heavy things on the back seat, shopping bags and... ...

sandyRoe

Spare The Rod And Spoil The Child?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-68827782.amp I was regularly beaten when I was little. When particularly naughty my feet were sometimes held to the fire. That never done me any harm. ...

naomi24

You Can Choose Your Friends …

... but you're stuck with your family. Do you get along with them all - or are there some you would swap if you could?

giggypoo

Jobs Or Careers

1 Amazing eye protection, 2 person who holds onto abode, 3 Tell Tomcat to make contented sound, 4 collector of secure fastenings. Jobs or careers.

ellinger

Summer Connection Quiz

According to the saying this is when to harvest (5,3,3,6)

TwoShortPlanks

Deadlines

If someone said to you that a task had to be completed by Friday, would you take that as it needs to be done before Friday morning or before Friday night?

kinnairdie

Anagram . - Hollywood Actor- 7.6 - Eableocopdrry . Any Ideas?

from THE SUN- 30/03/2024 Anagram- Hollywood Actor - Anagram -7.6 eableocopdrry. Any ideas would be much... ...

Spartypuss

Breaking News...

Snowflakes have complained about Ant & Dec wasting porridge in a skit. Viewers are enraged and have threatened to report them to Ofcom. Well, who reports these angry viewers when they waste food... ...

ToraToraTora

Is There No Limit To Human Stupidity.....?

Just watching traffic cops, they nicked a guy driving just 4 days before his driving ban ends!

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How Can The Truth Be Offensive?

Anagram

Do You Agree Jeremy Clarkson Is Sexy Ladies?

I Agree

Mad Cow Disease Rears Its Ugly Head In Scotland.

Anti Virus Software

Getting The Smell Of Cigarette Smoke Out Of A Fabric Coat

My Friend Has Just Died

Remembering Sqad On His Birthday

Love Or Hate Her She's Bang On Here.....

Please Help Me Find More Of These.....

Seat Belt.

Spare The Rod And Spoil The Child?

You Can Choose Your Friends …

Jobs Or Careers

Summer Connection Quiz

Deadlines

Anagram . - Hollywood Actor- 7.6 - Eableocopdrry . Any Ideas?

Breaking News...

Is There No Limit To Human Stupidity.....?

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