My neighbour has just walked past with two dogs.
I said, "I didn't know you had any dogs."
She said, "They're not my dogs, they're my sisters."
I said, "Wow, your sisters are very ugly."...
My son wants me to search for the price of train tickets to London that include travel on the tube.
What do I search for? Is there a certain name for these type of tickets?...
Just got an invite through the post for a 50th birthday bash. It says... Audrey invites you to play a starring role at her 50th birthday celebrations. She's obviously going as Audrey Hepburn (her name...
A friend logged onto facebook from this computer and now his email address and password are always in the sign in page and it doesn't recognise ours. This is on firefox. I have unticked the 'keep me...
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You bastards...
I watched a programme on North Korea a few days back. It was on BBC but I can't find it on iplayer.
It was called....North Korea: Crossing the line (I think)...
Two Irishmen are looking through a mail-order catalogue. Paddy says to Mick,"Look at these women! The prices are reasonable too." Mick agrees and says "I'm ordering one right now." Three weeks later...