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Hump

Who on AB would you like to hump?

Suggestions please for innovative and, I guess, legal ways of exacting revenge, please. Nothing out and out life destroying and I'm not interested in whether revenge is morally correct. I want him to...

carlyo2le

boyfriend and holiday

would you let your boyfriend go to aya napa (bad spelling) we live together and have done so for 2 years now hes wanting to go with all his mates theres about 15 of them some single some not and some...

sophie_1003

friends

how many friends does a person need to be considered lucky?

milkybarkid

themed party

hey does anyone have any ideas for a good themed party? some people have done fancy dress, cops and robbers etc but does anyone know any others? or some fun (adult) party games? thanks

caz1975

Bob the turkey

Are you still alive?, did you know bernard matthews?

Athley

Pondered over the right category for this one

Nearly went to Food and Drink but plumped for here Why does asparagus make your wee smell funny?? Seriously! Thanks. :o)

beryllium

Irish Engineers

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde walks by and asks what they are doing. Paddy: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't have...

ummmm

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When a woman is sexually excited...........her nipples get hard and her pussy starts quivering................. What's her ar5ehole doing????? He's down the pub having a pint....!!!!!!!

snagged

Better... Stronger... Faster...

'Flightcom... I can't hold it... She's breaking up! She's breaking up!' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFWez_80i7k What bionic body part do you fancy?

Redbel

If you had a song to dedicate

what would it be this would be mine to mum and dad.....xx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zccb8-HH3yY

~posy-jo~

i know this has been asked before...

but there is loads of people on here that i don't know! if there was an AB party would you go? who from AB would you really like to meet? are you brave enough to post a pic of yourself on here? xXx

Joe_the_Lion

18 (or X rated movie)

What was the first 18 you "illegally" went to see. Mine was Cobra with Sly Stallone. I was about 13 or 14 years old.

smiffy65

:-o

what does it mean please

Redbel

What's the first film......

you went to the pictures to see.

notfrom-oz

good evening..a have nothing better to do?

Tea! Thou soft, thou sober, sage, and venerable liquid, thou innocent pretence for bringing the wicked of both sexes together in a morning; thou female tongue-running, smile-smoothing, heart-opening,...

stewey

Tubes

I realize that this is not really a "Body & Soul" question, but for the life of me I cannot find a shop that I can take my vacuum-tubes to in order to get them tested. My wireless is on the blink, and...

m-armite

Bisexual

Ok, here goes... First of all, i am female, and secondly, have had the odd lesbian feeling in my time, but do consider myself pretty much straight! I have fallen for this guy who is bisexual and it...

caz1975

What is everyone doing today?

I will be looking after my youngest today, he hasnt been too well and I want him to get better so its a quiet day if for me, what is everyone up too?

claremaree

stopping smoking

I've not had cigarette since 8am on Tuesday morning after being on Zyban for a few weeks. I am, however, feeling totally demented and am desperate for a cigarette. Can i have just one or is that...

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