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CanaryGinge

What's your favourite flavour

of icecream? It has to be banana!!!

smi_ffy

What do you all look like ?

Can you post a picture so we can all put a face to the names ? Thanks

whiffey

Chatterbank - well done folks !!

It's been a pretty ripping day, and I can reveal to you now that I am one of the moderators (this section only). You have all been very very good. Nothing of any discernible intelligence has been...

spaced

A lady parked in a disabled parking spot. She had not disabled badge. I approached and told her that she was taking up a space that would be needed for someone with a disability. In a foreign voice...

gelda

Vicar

Are you really a Vicar Father Bill, even if you're not you sound a very nice person !

cruella

Who or what put a smile on your face today.

As some of you will know, my Hubby has been quite ill again with Cancer and into his first week of chemo. Well, he felt a bit better today so decided to make simple dinner for us as we have had a...

whiffey

I am leaving, really this time

I tried to foster harmless banter but I failed. I am now probably the most ostracised person on here. Tonight I have posted 5 really original questions - 4 got banned within minutes and the fifth was...

cambus

Heavens above.

As this site is mainly used by God fearing Christian people, should we now have a chaplain? The obvious choice, must be the VillageVicar, he has so much compassion and understanding. Could we also...

pleaseplease

"Why, I oughta"

I would like to pass quietly away. I've a large and loving family - from whom I have heard nothing for over two months, I have a reasonable job and a comfortable (rented) home, and am , by my nature ,...

angel12

dont know wher to put thisQ

can we pass on names of other web sites on this site? or is it agains rules?

Leachy10

Todays News

An Irish farmer today blocked vets from entering his farm to cull his cattle suspected to have bluetongue. Farmer O'Donnell said "none of his cows have mobile phone's so how can they have bluetongue?"

yelnam

parking ticket

I received two ticket from a camera on a street in london. while I was waiting after dropping someone off. 3 minutes later I ledt to find parking, during this time I made a few phone calls. I have...

toby99

Ungrateful?

I am new to AB and am amazed at how many people write asking for help and advice, but never bother to respond further to any questions you may ask them or indeed thank you all for your often valuable...

Whickerman

Give us a hand...

A man lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had loved to play guitar and a lot of things that took two arms. One day he could not stand it anymore. He decided to...

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What's the difference...

...Between Jodie Kidd and a counterfeit dollar? One's a phoney buck. -- ...Between Whacko Jacko and whisky? One's brown and comes in small tots and the other gets you drunk. -- ...Between an efficient...

Richie1976

Stag do

Bob's father and friends were throwing him the best stag party ever. There were lap dancers and strippers, tons of food, and best of all, loads of booze. Feeling the beer, Bob's dad stands up and...

Twinkle17

The ex......

I split up with "the" ex almost 5 years ago, we have stayed really good friends since and have a great relationship, only in a friends way though, well.... until recently when we slept together, ever...

VINNY100_2

Chatterbank back next week..

Blimey ED. didnt see that one coming.(:O)

jiggy-gb

How Many Will You Know?

http://www.channel4.com/film/chatvotewin/name_ that_film/index.html This is well hard! I got 28 but I'll keep trying, I'm rubbish with films.

chelsea78

tenants lease up

Hiya me and my partner are meant to be movin out of our rented flat in a couple of weeks coz our lease is up even though we paid extra for a year lease the agents are saying the landlord only wanted...

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