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Recognition!

I was just reading the news and it was an article about Britain being a nation of tubby, tubby, lard arses (I ummed and ahhed about how to put it without sounding offensive because apparently we...

hotfemail

sorry, i'm not sure what category this is. can anyone suggest where I can get 2 tickets to see Joseph on 19th October. I've tried a few sites - they seem to be rip off prices and the Adelphi have not...

B00

Hairy hand!

I've just come back from physiotherapy on my wrist to be told that what I thought was a quirk from wearing a plaster-cast for 8 weeks was in fact my hormones going doolally. My wrist and hand have...

velvet lady

why are so many AB people so aggressive. ROAR

its only my 3rd evening on here and i`m saddened by some of the aggression, swearing and nasty comments thrown around. Is there any other site where people are a bit more pleasant? think its time for...

Whickerman

Realising the Value on a House schemes

My Mother's reaching her buss pass, and is tempted by those ads that offer to give her an income or lump sum with no repayments until after her death. She's got all of our support on this, but has...

jomcg

Organically cleaning off blood, santorum, etc. from linens

What is the best organic way to get blood, santorum, and other bodily-based fluids out of cotton linens? Is bleach considered organic? I am hoping that there is more gentle method. Thanks!

POLLIANNA

Where can i go today?

I want to go out for the day but i don't know where. I am willing to drive about 3hrs and i am starting near glasgow.

Aquagility

Bad feelings on AB

Well! I stagger down from my death bed to see how you are all getting on - and just look what you've been getting up to! It's so sad because there's no need for all this. ASKERS Don't ask questions...

pingu97

3 for 2 xmas gift offers

Does anyone know when the 3 for 2 offers come in on xmas toys & gifts in woolworths & boots? i know it's only october but have a big family & like to be prepared!

velvet lady

my boyfriend asked me last night for a threesome

he asked me if i`d like a threesome with my best mate as we are really close and have recently had some "fun" together! never done a threesome so a wee bit nervous. HELP!!!

ELVIS68

Doctor Doctor

Man goes to the docs and says he can`t stop singing The Green Green Grass Of Home Doc says "Nothing to worry about, you`ve got Tom Jones syndrome" "Is it common" says the man Doc says...... "It`s not...

Kleiber

Quick Post to Everyone

Hi, all. It's been so nice of loads of you to say that you've missed me lately & asking how I'm doing in the new job, so I thought I'd give a brief update here. It's going well (I'm repping, all over...

MrsT

Should society do more to help the sad gits??

http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/thread.jspa?fo rumID=3635&edition=1&ttl=20071005155501

ashdabasher

healthy breakfast?

when your on a diet dose it help to eat breakfast? If so, please tell me why because i think it would just put on more weight. thanks

Totter

Madeleine McCann

I think all advertising for holidays to Portugal should be banned. How can anyone trust a country whose police has handled this case in such a messy way? I would defiantly not be taking my family...

angel12

border collie

how can i get her to stop following me.she is worse than the kids.i cant even go to the loo without her following me. shes 2 today. (happy birthday missy)

jedimistress

Greenest flooring

Is laminate flooring bad for the environment? Is real wood better? Are carpets worse? I'd presume wool is better than polyester, but I hope the sheep are well kept. Help. I need to choose new flooring...

Richie1976

Blonde again

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.? She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.? He thought she...

Wix

Hi everyone

I've been off for a while because i chopped my thumb off. Was doing some chopping and caught my thumb. I've had it stiched back on now anyway. Anything intresting happened while i was away?

Gromit

Top lesbian tennis coach 'found in bed with girl of 13'

Does anyone know where they play Lesbian Tennis, it sounds interesting? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles /news/news.html?in_article_id=485028&in_page_i d=1770

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