When workmen are working on your home, do you allow them to use your toilet? Or do you insist they provide/use a portaloo or use nearby public toilets?...
Michael McIntyre's "unexpected star" - how could she possibly have managed that performance in a day, let alone the hour we are led to believe. Bits of the Geri Horner looked set up too, don'tcha...
I know it's for good causes, but if you're having a night of comedy at least make it funny. I've not laughed once, but I've cringed loads of times. You?