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Last Night

What a night i had last night I was kidnapped by a gang of mime artists. They did unspeakable things to me!...
16:28 Sun 05th Nov 20178 answers, last by Bazile 15:32 Mon 06th Nov 2017
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What I Love Doing!

I’ll tell you what I love doing more than anything... Trying to pack myself in a small suitcase! I can hardly contain myself....
16:13 Sun 05th Nov 201712 answers, last by Voltage 16:37 Sun 05th Nov 2017
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Tea Bag?

How long do you leave your teabag in boiling water for when making a single cuppa in a mug or teacup ?...
11:04 Sun 05th Nov 201732 answers, last by Jackdaw33 16:26 Sun 05th Nov 2017
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Old Friend

"I bumped into an old friend the other day, he told me he had taken a job as a postman. He said it was better than walking the streets."...
09:00 Sun 05th Nov 201725 answers, last by Patsy33 12:13 Sun 05th Nov 2017
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Swimming Pool!

A bloke knocked on my front door today....said he was collecting for the local swimming pool......so i gave him two buckets of water
19:18 Sat 04th Nov 20174 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:49 Sat 04th Nov 2017
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Lifeguard!

Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man...
21:20 Fri 03rd Nov 2017
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The First In Space!

A Russian, an American, and a Irishman were talking about how good there countries were. The Russian said, "we were the first in space!"The American said, "we were the first on the moon!"The Irishman...
18:03 Fri 03rd Nov 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 11:53 Sat 04th Nov 2017
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Snow White!!

The 7 Dwarves are in a cave when it suddenly collapses.Snow White is worried for their lives,until she hears a voice from inside the cave saying "I think Donald Trump is a great president!".She...
16:12 Fri 03rd Nov 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 17:30 Fri 03rd Nov 2017
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Grandma

Harry is visiting his grandma. She complains about the high cost of living. "When I was a girl, you could go out with a shilling and come back home with a dozen eggs, two pints of milk, a pound of...
14:35 Fri 03rd Nov 20174 answers, last by Bazile 15:39 Fri 03rd Nov 2017
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Jehovah"s Witnesses!

How many Jehovah"s Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb? Three! one to change the bulb and turn it on, and the other two to knock on your door and ask if you"ve seen the light......
13:22 Fri 03rd Nov 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 13:25 Fri 03rd Nov 2017
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Who Said

Who said, "There"s nothing wrong with defeat"? Bob Marley"s chiropodist...
13:07 Fri 03rd Nov 20171 answer, last by Shaglene 16:07 Fri 03rd Nov 2017
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My Mate

My mate somehow got a vacuum cleaner hose stuck up his rear end!. When I phoned the hospital to see how he was doing, they told me he was picking up nicely.
19:47 Thu 02nd Nov 201712 answers, last by Shaglene 14:02 Fri 03rd Nov 2017
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Tarzan And Jane!

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied.Jane explained to him...
12:42 Thu 02nd Nov 20176 answers, last by hereIam 17:04 Fri 03rd Nov 2017
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Alzheimers Society!

This years Alzheimer"s Society annual fair will be a day to remember...
09:42 Thu 02nd Nov 20172 answers, last by Shaglene 13:14 Thu 02nd Nov 2017
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I"m From The Council!

A man gets home from work early one day and catches his wife in bed naked but alone.Being a little suspicious, he decides to look about the bedroom and, on entering the en suite bathroom, he catches a...
06:37 Thu 02nd Nov 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 13:17 Thu 02nd Nov 2017
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Three Blokes!

Three blokes go to a strip club, two English blokes and a Scottish chap. After being seated at a table near the front, this sexy blonde girl comes over and starts dancing on their table. After a...
05:45 Thu 02nd Nov 20178 answers, last by Shaglene 13:22 Thu 02nd Nov 2017
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Ice Fishing!

A blond decides to go ice fishing. So she cuts a hole in the ice and sets up her stool when a voice booms from the heavens, "There are no fish under that ice." She moves her stool over ten feet and...
05:40 Thu 02nd Nov 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 13:25 Thu 02nd Nov 2017

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