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My partner is in a right mood because I have filled the bathroom in our new house with bonsai plants. I don’t know what her problem is. She said to “go out and get toilet trees”....

Lie-in King

Hi everyone! Yes, it's back! With 7 days until kick-off, I've taken the liberty of restarting the Answerbank League at Sky Sports - https://fantasyfootball.skysports.com/ (This is where I pretty much...

DTCwordfan

Following On From Ozzie's Food And Sex Joke......

I asked a Chinese girl that I met in a Glasgie Sichuan restaurant for her phone number. She said, "Oh Win for Win, Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means...

wolf63

Police Called As Angry Goat Chases Women Up Trees In Telford

I was going to put this post in the News section but it gets too serious down there. This is a strange little story ......

Buenchico

You Lucky Younger People . . .

. . . will now get the chance to post your poo ten years before we oldies first did: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-45143895 I bet you're really looking forward to it! ;-)...

Scarlett

How Important Is Is Sex?

If your other half / boyfriend / girlfriend / husband /wife became unable to have sex ever again, would you stay with them? If so, how difficult would it be for you?

1ozzy

What Phrases Could Be Used.....

...While ordering takeaway food and having sex.

albaqwerty

Depressing Noise From The Pc

The only way I can describe it is 'der dunk' in a low, almost bass like tone. It's not the happy logging on/off sounds from Windows. There doesn't seem to be a pattern to it, even if I'm not on...

spathiphyllum

Were Terence Trent D'arby And Micheal Jackson Friends??

They are similar...

Canary42

Royal Curtsy. Lovely Tradition Or Outdated Idiosyncrasy ?

There are some amazing examples in this article. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45126243...

sunny-dave

An Eternal Puzzle

Q : Why did God bother to create men? A : Because She couldn’t figure out how to make a vibrator that would mow the lawn I'll get me coat ......

Canary42

The Aliens Are Coming ?

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/scientists-reveal-deep-unexplained-apos-075300306.html...

wimp

Boris

I see Boris is in form just now!

Gizmonster

Anyone Fancy One Of These??

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=aneiwj&;s=9#.W2x93OhKjIV .... click on the piccie to enlarge it. I saw this on a menu whilst on my hols in Crete. I don't know about you, but it certainly doesn't...

kvalidir

What's The Worst Film Or Tv Series You've Ever Seen?

Mine is 'Sometimes they come back again'- most hysterically funny attempt at a horror ever.

spathiphyllum

Boris On The Burqa

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/08/05/denmark-has-got-wrong-yes-burka-oppressive-ridiculous-still/...

Voltage

Early For A Meeting!

This morning I went to a meeting of my Premature Ejaculation Support Group. The receptionist told me "sorry Mr volty it's tomorrow you came to early" Ok I said "I'll come again tomorrow "...

sunny-dave

Anyone We Know ... ?

An Irish woman of a certain age visited her doctor to ask his advice on reviving her lover's libido. 'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor. 'Not a chance', she said... 'He won't even take an...

1ozzy

I Heard A Rumour....

...That Theresa May may be replaced by Ingvar Kamprad as PM. But will he be able to assemble a cabinet?...

Baldric

Husband/wife Swapping...

A man suggests to his wife, "Darling, shall we try swapping positions tonight." "That's a great idea," she replies. "Why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and break wind."...

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