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murraymints

Quick Bbc1

federer is struggling !
15:58 Wed 11th Jul 201842 answers, last by diddlydo 23:02 Wed 11th Jul 2018
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Voltage

Thai Boy...

Just back from holiday in Thailand & came close to shagging a ladyboy! Looked like a lady, walked & talked like a lady, kissed like a lady. Was only when she drove me to her place & reversed the car...
10:14 Wed 11th Jul 20186 answers, last by Voltage 15:55 Wed 11th Jul 2018
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Patsy33

The Internet

The Internet has become too politically correct! What's all this nonsense about disabled cookies? In my day they were called broken biscuits....
13:12 Wed 11th Jul 20185 answers, last by marval 15:30 Wed 11th Jul 2018
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thesshhh

Gabby Logan Out Of Order?

Interviewing Harry Maguire ahead of tomorrow’s World Cup semi final, Gabby LOGAN asked him why he literally has a large head. Do you think that’s acceptable?...
21:21 Tue 10th Jul 201813 answers, last by Voltage 10:22 Wed 11th Jul 2018
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AB Editor

Is It Coming Home?

15:49 Tue 10th Jul 201834 answers, last by Arksided 13:45 Fri 13th Jul 2018
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gness

Clever Clogs.... :-(

Don't you feel a little dim at times..... I am reading...or have been trying to....Follett's World Without End...but it's a huge book...far too big for my small hands and wouldn't stay open so I could...
19:03 Tue 10th Jul 201818 answers, last by gness 16:31 Wed 11th Jul 2018
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Voltage

There Was. ...

There was a young barmaid from Sale On her chest was the prices of ale And on her behind, for the sake of the blind Was the same information in braille...
16:13 Tue 10th Jul 20188 answers, last by AZardoz 03:56 Wed 11th Jul 2018
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Voltage

Mrs Volty...

I took mrs volty to a disco the other night, and there was a man on the dance floor, moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works. Mrs volty turns to me and & sighs "You see that man? 25 years...
18:09 Tue 10th Jul 20183 answers, last by AZardoz 03:47 Wed 11th Jul 2018
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Voltage

France V Belgium

Cant make my mind up could go either way this one ... So had 2 bets £5 France to win 2-1 @10/1 £5 Belgium to win 2-1 @11/1 Let's hope it a cracking game!...
16:45 Tue 10th Jul 20187 answers, last by Ken4155 21:15 Tue 10th Jul 2018
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mccfluff

Song For Aog

AOG has requested an afternoon singalong to cheer him up. https://youtu.be/imKe_3ClXds...
15:21 Tue 10th Jul 201829 answers, last by mccfluff 13:56 Wed 11th Jul 2018
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anotheoldgit

Nice To See That The Young Royals Are Bringing Their Children Up Correctly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5935339/Princess-Charlottes-cheeky-comment-Prince-Louis-christening.html Not very nice for a three year old to speak to adults in such a way, don't you think?...
11:09 Tue 10th Jul 2018145 answers, last by Zacs-Master 22:48 Tue 10th Jul 2018
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kvalidir

Off To Ireland In A Couple Of Hours

Off to Ireland in a couple of hours- I'll bring you a Leprachaun back x
11:05 Tue 10th Jul 201812 answers, last by Eleena 13:02 Tue 10th Jul 2018
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anotheoldgit

700,000 Migrants Wait In Libya, So As To Move Into A Country Near You.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5932107/Migrants-wait-Libya-cross-Mediterranean-Europe-Italy-turned-boats-away.html Should we welcome them with open arms?...
15:55 Mon 09th Jul 201846 answers, last by Voltage 10:58 Tue 10th Jul 2018
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Patsy33

Some Advice....

If you are attacked by an artist wielding an etching tool — run! For you are engrave danger....
10:43 Tue 10th Jul 201810 answers, last by marval 18:28 Tue 10th Jul 2018
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Patsy33

Australia

I was planning a trip to Australia. I was asked if I had a criminal record. I replied, "I wasn't aware you still need one"...
09:54 Tue 10th Jul 20182 answers, last by Voltage 10:08 Tue 10th Jul 2018
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Patsy33

Newspaper

I told my mate to get me a newspaper. "Don't be silly", he replied. "Borrow my iPad" That spider never knew what ****ing hit him!"...
10:50 Mon 09th Jul 20186 answers, last by Voltage 00:48 Tue 10th Jul 2018
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albaqwerty

I'm A Bad Woman :-)

it all started with 2 plastic bb pellets on bathroom floor. The younger albas and a few friends were in the back bedroom. A wall of which adjoins a wall of the bathroom. Whilst I was in bathroom, one...
13:55 Mon 09th Jul 20188 answers, last by DarceyK123 01:04 Tue 10th Jul 2018
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sivam

T. May / Brexit

HOLD TIGHTLY ON TO NURSEFOR FEAR OF SOMETHING WORSE....
17:28 Mon 09th Jul 20183 answers, last by sivam 18:12 Mon 09th Jul 2018
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Voltage

Sunburnt!

Just got back from the doctors suffering with sunburn...the doctor told me to get in a bathtub full of milk to soothe my sunburn, I asked him "pasteurized?" he said.. "No, just up to your neck." He...
15:52 Sun 08th Jul 20188 answers, last by Voltage 16:44 Sun 08th Jul 2018
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Hopkirk

Sam Allardyce

How would we be doing if Big Sam was still in charge?
08:56 Sun 08th Jul 20188 answers, last by tonyav 22:47 Tue 10th Jul 2018

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