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Patsy33

A Bit Presumptuous Isn't It?! :-)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=brcdnJ0h3pk...
10:59 Sun 08th Jul 201825 answers, last by Patsy33 12:27 Sun 08th Jul 2018
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Voltage

My Brother!

My brother took going to jail really badly. He refused all offers of food and drink, spat and swore at anyone who came near him and sulked for bloody ages!! After that, we never played Monopoly again....
23:46 Sat 07th Jul 20183 answers, last by Voltage 10:59 Sun 08th Jul 2018
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10ClarionSt

Had A Call From British Gas.......

......t'other day. I knew what it was about cos I'm always late paying the bill. Anyway, someone called who said his name was Afzal. He asked if my name was Mr. Clarion and was I the bill payer. I...
08:37 Sun 08th Jul 201860 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 07:25 Mon 09th Jul 2018
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Kenstuck

Daily Telegraph Prize Crossword 28,785

Row of homes? (8)
23:57 Sat 07th Jul 20184 answers, last by Toorak 23:58 Sat 07th Jul 2018
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sunny-dave

England Sweden Match Thread

I suspect it will be impossible to avoid knowing the progress/result of the match - the outbreaks of public jubilation/dismay (delete as applicable) will ensure that. But we can at least try to keep...
14:15 Sat 07th Jul 201863 answers, last by Ken4155 18:00 Sat 07th Jul 2018
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-Talbot-

Semi On

How excite are you over England's progress?
16:54 Sat 07th Jul 201837 answers, last by murraymints 18:24 Sun 08th Jul 2018
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EDDIE51

Flyspray That Actually Works?

We are plagued with flies this year. I have bought 2 different brands of fly killer spray , but they just do not seem to work. The flies seem unaffected .Anyone got a recommendation for one that...
10:24 Sat 07th Jul 201816 answers, last by Postdog 15:39 Sat 07th Jul 2018
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-SharonA-

The World Cup Has Turned Into The Euro Cup!!!

So who ya rooting for???? When I was packing to come here, I hummed and ahhed over whether to pack my St George. Really sorry I didn't. :-(...
23:24 Fri 06th Jul 201862 answers, last by Arksided 11:09 Sat 07th Jul 2018
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Voltage

Neymar!

As Neymar went down like a sack of potatoes and rolled around in agony the referee immediately approached Eden Hazard the Belgium captain and showed him the yellow card. "For gods sake ref, " said...
09:10 Sat 07th Jul 20182 answers, last by Voltage 09:20 Sat 07th Jul 2018
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Voltage

A Snail..!

A snail went to the police station to report that he had been mugged. He  said "I've been robbed by two tortoises" The desk officer said "can you describe the incident" The snail replied "No not...
19:24 Fri 06th Jul 201812 answers, last by weecalf 19:23 Sat 07th Jul 2018
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sunny-dave

Belgo Brazzers

Spolerati...
19:16 Fri 06th Jul 201812 answers, last by fiction-factory 21:27 Fri 06th Jul 2018
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Maydup

I Have Never .....

What things that might be fairly normal to another person have you never done? Visited somewhere? Eaten something? Taken part in an activity? I have never ..... been to Nandos!...
21:58 Thu 05th Jul 2018106 answers, last by Maydup 10:32 Sat 07th Jul 2018
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Patsy33

Songs You Wouldn't Hear At A Wedding..

I'll start with one D.I.V.O.R.C.E Tammy Wynette....
07:43 Fri 06th Jul 201839 answers, last by fourteen85 17:27 Sat 07th Jul 2018
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Voltage

Dilemma ?

My son asked me what a dilemma was. "Imagine you're naked and in a big bed" I explained, "A beautiful woman on one side and a gay man on the other... Who you going to turn your back on?"...
09:36 Fri 06th Jul 20186 answers, last by tonyav 23:05 Fri 06th Jul 2018
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Kromovaracun

Trump Baby To Fly Over London

https://secretldn.com/trump-baby-approval/ City hall have given the green light to a crowdfunded blimp depicting an angry Donald Trump throwing a temper tantrum in a nappy, meaning it will be flying...
15:26 Thu 05th Jul 2018239 answers, last by NoMercy 12:40 Sun 08th Jul 2018
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Voltage

Answerbank!

I won't be on answerbank for a while, the Police are investigating me regarding the theft of an Inflatable Mattress....I've gotta lilo! ....
20:26 Thu 05th Jul 201816 answers, last by Shaglene 08:00 Fri 06th Jul 2018
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Shaglene

Adoption................

Father: “Son, you were adopted.” Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!” Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20...
19:40 Thu 05th Jul 20181 answer, last by Voltage 19:41 Thu 05th Jul 2018
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Shaglene

In The Cleaners...............

A blonde goes into the cleaners and drops off a top to be dry cleaned. As she's leaving the assistant says, "Come again." The blonde stops and says, "No, it's mustard this time."...
19:32 Thu 05th Jul 20182 answers, last by Voltage 19:40 Thu 05th Jul 2018
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Nameless14

When Was The Last Time You Had Your Back Up Against The Wall?

Why?...
18:51 Thu 05th Jul 201820 answers, last by Peter Pedant 14:44 Mon 09th Jul 2018
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Shaglene

Local Mosque..............

Just walked passed our local mosque and there are a load of shoes outside. I'm sure they have a bouncy castle in there....................
15:05 Thu 05th Jul 20182 answers, last by Voltage 18:54 Thu 05th Jul 2018

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