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My Boss!

My boss just announced he’s going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I’ve a hunch it could be me....
17:44 Tue 01st May 20186 answers, last by Voltage 23:26 Tue 01st May 2018
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Just-Jude

Finding Your Feet.

Is it me, or does anyone else think that the IKEA advert showing people dancing and wearing a niqab is racist and insulting to the Islamic faith. I believe this is a deliberate attempt to ridicule...
19:11 Tue 01st May 201834 answers, last by hereIam 14:44 Wed 02nd May 2018
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Chipchopper

World Naked Gardening Day

With 'the world naked gardening day', coming up at this weekend, the BBC have been inundated by viewers of gardeners world, asking..... Will Monty Don, be doing the full monty, to mark the event ?...
18:07 Tue 01st May 201817 answers, last by murraymints 20:32 Tue 01st May 2018
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becksmetz

Loiters (5) A - L - S

Loiters (5) A - L - S Produce grown for commerce (4/5) - A - H / - R - P - Thanks in advance...
15:24 Tue 01st May 20186 answers, last by dannyk13 15:31 Tue 01st May 2018
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marval

My Boyfriend

My New Zealand boyfriend said that he was falling in love with my rubbish puns, so I asked him to maori me. When Life gives you lemons, be grateful for the gift from your unusually named grocer. The...
23:20 Mon 30th Apr 20186 answers, last by spathiphyllum 15:30 Tue 01st May 2018
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Shaglene

Mrs Smith..............

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well,...
19:52 Mon 30th Apr 20188 answers, last by Hopkirk 07:18 Tue 01st May 2018
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nailit

F A O Theland. Why I Dont Believe

In the Christian God. Theland, you are always extorting ABers to 'look it up' with regards to the Bible and Christianity. And you seem to have a distorted view of non-believers. I would ask YOU to...
18:16 Mon 30th Apr 2018191 answers, last by AZardoz 01:07 Mon 09th Jul 2018
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Voltage

I Woke Up!

I woke up with a face full of rice. I must have fallen asleep as soon as my head hit the pilau....
20:53 Mon 30th Apr 201810 answers, last by Patsy33 21:17 Mon 30th Apr 2018
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Voltage

Motorway !

I Was driving down the motorway yesterday in a hearse. Police pulled me over for undertaking....
20:39 Mon 30th Apr 20185 answers, last by Voltage 20:57 Mon 30th Apr 2018
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dance2trance

Does Anyone Know When The Last Episode Of Babylon 5 Tv Series Was Shown? Either Uk Or Usa.

Not the TV spin off films but last date of TV transmission. I think it was 1998 but could be wrong.
15:48 Mon 30th Apr 20189 answers, last by ABerrant 16:03 Tue 01st May 2018
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Patsy33

I'm Planning

I'm planning to start a jewellery business. If you want to help, give me a ring.
19:19 Mon 30th Apr 201818 answers, last by Patsy33 21:32 Mon 30th Apr 2018
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Patsy33

New Mattress

I went to buy a new mattress the other day. I wasn’t sure about it, so the salesman told me to go away and sleep on it....
17:16 Mon 30th Apr 201811 answers, last by Shaglene 19:31 Mon 30th Apr 2018
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Voltage

A Priest

A priest is driving along a country road when a copper pulls him over: 'Have you been drinking?' He asks. 'Just water' replied the priest. Cop says, 'So why do I smell wine?' Priest looks over at the...
07:31 Mon 30th Apr 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 19:36 Mon 30th Apr 2018
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thumbscrew

Times 27024

1d. Reserved a little turkey,ultimately for stuffing sort of kebab.(6)S?Y?S?. Is it shyest i.e. Reserved but not sure about the kebab bit.
06:24 Mon 30th Apr 20184 answers, last by thumbscrew 07:13 Mon 30th Apr 2018
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nailit

Perfume And Natural Scent

A bit of an odd question I know, but do you prefer the smell of a manufactured fragrance (perfume, body spray, aftershave etc) on your partner or do you prefer your partners natural scent? I'm single...
17:21 Sun 29th Apr 201863 answers, last by Georgiesmum 23:30 Sun 29th Apr 2018
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marval

I Was Terrible

I was never one to make a scene. Which is probably why I was a terrible playwright. I’ve just climbed to the top of a mountain, it gave me summit to do. An electrician was arrested after a brawl in...
16:58 Sun 29th Apr 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 19:39 Mon 30th Apr 2018
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Smowball

Dinner Ideas Please!

I’m sick of cooking the same things all the time, but I haven’t got much appetite lately and yet I’ve got a husband who eats like a horse! So seeing as I’m not really wanting to spend much...
16:50 Sun 29th Apr 201820 answers, last by Mamyalynne 22:23 Sun 29th Apr 2018
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anotheoldgit

Why Do I Bother?

Yet another legitimate thread closed by the usual suspect, with no reason given.
15:31 Sun 29th Apr 201831 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 16:11 Sun 29th Apr 2018
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Voltage

Free Prescription When 60?

Is it right that when you reach 60 in England you get free prescriptions or am I wrong?
14:43 Sun 29th Apr 201825 answers, last by waterboatman 06:07 Mon 30th Apr 2018
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Jordyboy9

Moving Out

when someone moves out of a flat and leaves furniture (sofa and chairs) and odds and ends in the place next to wheelie bins knowing full well bin men will not uplift does the constitute FLY TIPPING?...
14:12 Sun 29th Apr 201815 answers, last by Jordyboy9 14:10 Mon 30th Apr 2018

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