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marval

Shopping

I have just been shopping at Farmfoods, got three bales of hay and a bucket of pig swill. I have started a newspaper solely based around ice cream, I’ve just had my first scoop. Seven pirates and a...
19:02 Thu 26th Apr 20185 answers, last by Shaglene 14:58 Fri 27th Apr 2018
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Chipchopper

Food Ya

A, What do you call a bogus noodle ? Q, An impasta....
16:48 Thu 26th Apr 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 17:34 Thu 26th Apr 2018
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Voltage

Sad News..

Sad news.. At the Nestle factory today a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath... He tried in vain to attract attention but...
15:26 Thu 26th Apr 201818 answers, last by vulcan42 09:35 Fri 27th Apr 2018
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Shaglene

Sex Insurance................

You can now get sex insurance in the UK. Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having. Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes ....... Sex with your wife -...
16:14 Thu 26th Apr 201810 answers, last by Bazile 09:54 Fri 27th Apr 2018
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anotheoldgit

You The British Tax Payer Spends £46.9Million On Projects In China.

But that's not all: £14.3million is spent to help fund the fishing industry in Nigeria. Malawi received £360,000 for fish farming schemes while £611,000 was given to the international charity...
12:54 Thu 26th Apr 201861 answers, last by ABSpareEditor 09:06 Fri 27th Apr 2018
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baddaboy

Golf Connections

1. Sheeps meat 2. court a letter 3. grass retainer 4. ludo or cluedo 5. a drink for a clothes hanger...
14:24 Thu 26th Apr 20187 answers, last by baddaboy 14:40 Thu 26th Apr 2018
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Shaglene

Question And Answer.............

Q Name the four seasons A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q How is dew formed A.. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire Q What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on A.....
16:44 Tue 24th Apr 20183 answers, last by Voltage 21:09 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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bobbygill

Golf Connections

1.Holy Tummy Settler 2. Almost a cartoon character 3.A force meets adoration...
20:48 Wed 25th Apr 20185 answers, last by Gill55 20:54 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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MavisT

Tv Quiz And Game Shows By 6Th Chatteris Brownies Due By 31.05.18

Glossy paper goes back for drill part (6) Unwritten & alien why? 50 is in Barclays! (8,5) See the mast? "er" mind your head! (10) Mr Autry has food share for sporting event (3,10,4) Car part has money...
18:07 Wed 25th Apr 201812 answers, last by smouse 22:29 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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MavisT

Tv Quiz And Game Shows By 6Th Chatteris Brownies Due By 31.05.18

Walk out is fortunate (6,2,5)
17:51 Wed 25th Apr 20182 answers, last by Tuvok 17:54 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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MavisT

Tv Quiz And Game Shows By 6Th Chatteris Brownies Due By 31.05.18

Feline goes to Switzerland for saying (11)
17:47 Wed 25th Apr 20183 answers, last by Fibonacci 17:48 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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gness

Bliss Today.

Reading in the shade overlooking the gardens there was a sudden commotion.....looking up three gold crests were heading for my face.... Now I adore birds but splat in my face is not on so I ducked......
16:37 Wed 25th Apr 201821 answers, last by gness 23:44 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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emmie

Had A Phone Call That I Wonder Is A Scam

if so how does it work. My phone indicated its an International call then a stern recorded voice comes on and says that this is a message from HMRC (i think) and that there is a warrant out for my...
17:22 Wed 25th Apr 201824 answers, last by snowshoe1 20:13 Sun 20th May 2018
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MavisT

Tv Quiz & Game Shows

Get this at a rocket launch
17:39 Wed 25th Apr 20182 answers, last by Fibonacci 17:41 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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Voltage

Potato!

My mate hates his surname, Potato. Although not as much as his wife, Jackie does. Went for a job as a potato packer.. Ended up getting the sack. Keep your jacket potatoes wrapped in tin foil at home....
14:37 Wed 25th Apr 201818 answers, last by Shaglene 08:43 Thu 26th Apr 2018
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melv16

Ohhh Noooo!

Guess what's come through the post to make me totally and utterly depressed :-(
10:26 Wed 25th Apr 201848 answers, last by melv16 16:25 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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Patsy33

When I Bought

When I bought some fruit trees the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination. They were free bees.
08:44 Wed 25th Apr 201813 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:55 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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-Talbot-

Don't Look Spoiler Alert

spoiler
21:12 Tue 24th Apr 201824 answers, last by Togo 21:38 Tue 24th Apr 2018
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EcclesCake

Prescriptions

Under what circumstances can a prescription only be issued by a hospital? A prescription has been issued by a hospital and when in need of replenishment the GP has been unable to do so as it is...
17:07 Tue 24th Apr 201821 answers, last by ppreston 11:15 Thu 03rd May 2018
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Voltage

Laundry!

My wife tripped and spilled the laundry basket all over the floor. I watched it all unfold. a little bit later The wife said she was feeling light-headed from a low iron level. To help her, I've...
17:59 Tue 24th Apr 20189 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:19 Tue 24th Apr 2018

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