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andypipwilly

Joke

The health & safety officer came up to a large mob of people outside a department store and asked, “What’s happening?” A security guard replied, “These people are waiting to get the new Barbie...
17:49 Tue 24th Apr 20189 answers, last by hueysdole 06:04 Tue 15th May 2018
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marval

More Adventure

My partner said to me this morning that he would like a bit more adventure in the bedroom. He is going to be well happy when he gets home later. I have put up an abseiling wall and a zip-line coming...
21:48 Mon 23rd Apr 201812 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:23 Tue 24th Apr 2018
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anotheoldgit

They Say That Looks Are Not Everything, But Really, What Is It With Some Women?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5650293/British-woman-held-sex-slave-two-weeks-Italy.html...
13:16 Tue 24th Apr 2018154 answers, last by anotheoldgit 15:20 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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Patsy33

My Father

My Father thought that alcohol was the answer to everything. He didn't have a drink problem, he was just very bad at quizzes...
16:51 Tue 24th Apr 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 16:56 Tue 24th Apr 2018
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Patsy33

Isn't It Annoying?

Isn't it annoying when you get something from a shop and you get home and realise it was buy one get one free. You think to yourself, "I could have had two shoes"........
16:38 Tue 24th Apr 201816 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:02 Tue 24th Apr 2018
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Jordyboy9

Sad But True#

IT really is sad but true you cannot ask a question on here ,you have to be careful how you word it or careful how you answer it or you will be subjected to nasty remarks from people on here if they...
13:08 Tue 24th Apr 2018157 answers, last by Jordyboy9 09:57 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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DeeLicious

Kay Burley

Anyone else find her irritating to say the least, especially outside St Mary's Hospital at the time of a royal birth?
09:10 Tue 24th Apr 201819 answers, last by Hopkirk 08:21 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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-Talbot-

Another Incident.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43873804...
22:02 Mon 23rd Apr 2018110 answers, last by -Talbot- 13:48 Tue 24th Apr 2018
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Voltage

My Parents !

My parents could only afford a 2nd hand calculator which was missing the x button. Times were hard....
20:22 Mon 23rd Apr 20184 answers, last by spathiphyllum 16:54 Tue 24th Apr 2018
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Patsy33

I Blame My Mother

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'The man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds"...
12:10 Mon 23rd Apr 20188 answers, last by Voltage 20:09 Mon 23rd Apr 2018
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marval

Bad Choice

My neighbour has just delivered twin boys. She unfortunately let her dopey husband name them. She is regretting that decision. After a good telling off, he has now realised that Pete and Repeat...
18:33 Mon 23rd Apr 20182 answers, last by Patsy33 19:49 Mon 23rd Apr 2018
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Gromit

What Do You Think Of Stephen Lawrence Day ?

To be held annually on 22nd April. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43869377...
16:36 Mon 23rd Apr 201863 answers, last by murraymints 12:10 Tue 24th Apr 2018
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Jordyboy9

On Another Site

On another site I used to frequent I had friendly banter with someone called tonyted we used to say that he had his evil way with my sister under the Brighton pier,when I came on here there was...
16:58 Sun 22nd Apr 201877 answers, last by ducksie 13:49 Mon 23rd Apr 2018
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Patsy33

How Do You Plead?

In court, the judge said to the man, "You have been accused of stealing top of the range toilet rolls. How do you plead? Quilty or not Quilty?"...
19:20 Sun 22nd Apr 201811 answers, last by Shaglene 16:25 Mon 23rd Apr 2018
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anotheoldgit

Humorous Remark Or Racism?

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/949230/prince-charles-racism-row-commonwealth-queen-elizabeth-anita-sethi...
09:44 Sat 21st Apr 2018186 answers, last by AB Editor 09:32 Wed 25th Apr 2018
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murraymints

Happy Birthday Buenchico

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkB6ugFKi3g Many many happies Chris xxxxxx......
05:56 Fri 20th Apr 201866 answers, last by Buenchico 00:00 Sat 21st Apr 2018
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Voltage

Trouble With My Computer!

I was having trouble with my computer at work so I called IT Support... He said, "Have you tried disabling cookies?" I said, "Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man?"...
23:06 Fri 20th Apr 20187 answers, last by Spicerack 11:02 Sat 21st Apr 2018
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Voltage

My Obsession !

My wife told me she's getting fed up with my obsession with Kit-Kats. I suggested we take a break...
13:56 Fri 20th Apr 201830 answers, last by Voltage 20:57 Fri 20th Apr 2018
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NoMercy

How Bizarre.

OH and I were just having a conversation about this coming Christmas and what we think we should spend on Jnr, who will be just over 10 months by then. I'm personally of the belief we should put the...
19:11 Fri 20th Apr 201830 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 14:37 Sat 21st Apr 2018
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Caran

Natures Biggest Beasts.

Some really nasty stuff on this one. Snakes eating leaches longer than. Themselves. Giant insects eating baby birds. Lots of toe curling stuff. As well as the aw factor with giraffes and kangaroos.
23:30 Thu 19th Apr 20185 answers, last by Voltage 18:34 Fri 20th Apr 2018

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