I rang the surgery today to ask for the next available appointment. Much humming and arring from the receptionist who finally came up with May 3rd.
What? I could be dead by then......
Does anyone wear them anymore? I normally wear a hat to a wedding, but never have done for a funeral. But then I'm lucky enough never to have been a prominent part of a funeral before. I've got a...
Me and the wife went to a hypnotist show last night . He got 7 people up on stage as he hypnotised them he dropped the microphone on his big toe he screamed out " f**ck me" well after seeing what...
A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
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Barman; "why have you got a fried egg on your head ?"
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Man: because, if it was a boiled egg, it would have rolled off."...
It just an opinion but should the person who took the Real Madrid penalty against Juventues last night have celebrated the way he did ? last seconds a questionable decision ,heartbreak for a team...
....was interesting.
Four tables taken when I arrived and one of the three gentlemen at the table by the window wa.......hang on....phone ringing....back in a jiff......
Thursday. Misty out there again. I got the eggs yesterday, hen's, duck's and the geese are laying again, so I got four of those too. I'm going to pickle some of the hens eggs, I called in at the...
[I]then it's worth it. It's funny but someone might find it offensive. I love you all[I]! Three Nurses are walking past the Morgue when they notice a fresh body still sporting an erection. One Nurse...
A drunk appears in front of a judge.
The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."
The drunk, a bit surprised, says, "Okay, i'll have a large gin n tonic then!"...
Two prison inmates are in a cell together. One says to the other ”I have got two tickets to the wardens ball, do you want one?” ”No thanks, I can't dance” the other inmate replied. The first...