pinch and punch for the first of the month and no returns.
anyone got anything planned for april fool's day?
or have you even played a joke? and if so, what was the best one?...
A survey of 2,000 British adults was commissioned to mark the launch of the new TV series ‘Believe’. The poll asked respondents about their beliefs as well as superstitions that still hold sway in...
Before my son died he had only lived with his girl friend for about 10 weeks, and had only been seeing her for about 6 months. He moved in to her rented accommodation with her. Since he died in 2009...
By far the best reality documentary TV programme I have ever seen. Watch it on 4OD or on: 4Seven: 21:00 Fri 28 Mar 2014 4Seven: 21:00 Sun 30 Mar 2014 4Seven: 23:00 Tue 01 Apr 2014 4Seven: 01:55 Wed 02...
an elderly friend received an SMS today supposedly from her son to say he had had an accident and was in ICU and not allowed his phone so the nurse had used her phone and would she ring back on...
they have split it all up, and even begun using them again for milk! i totally understand the mans need to get rid of them but surely some dairy or milk manufacturer etc would have been a better...
One of Mics carers is upsetting Mic by saying I am going to change your nappy. I have asked her on several occasions not to say nappy. She says I'm only joking. When she left yesterday Mic said I'm...
My local pub is celebrating St Georges day this year with lots going on and they have asked me if I could put together a CD with typically ENGLISH songs on, old or new it doesn't matter but I am at a...
Someone out there must be "deadly" at Scrabble. > PRESBYTERIAN: > When you rearrange the letters: > BEST IN PRAYER > > ASTRONOMER: > When you rearrange the letters: > MOON STARER > > DESPERATION: >...
Heart FM, pancake day quiz.
Presenter: What is French for pancake?
Caller: This must be the hardest subject in the world. Is it "le pancake"?
I'm gobsmacked:-)...
Hi, my son has maths homework and we are stuck at this question, we need to answer as a fraction and as a whole number.
if you can help us please, thanks...
Do you have a comedy line which makes you laugh every time you hear it...no matter how many times you've heard it before? My personal favourite is "Infamy, imfamy...they've got it in for me" from...
What a repulsive website the Daily Mail Online is. I've just perused its report on the launch of the WE Day UK young people's charity event at Wembley Arena the other day (No, I won't provide a link,...
Today's challenge is to take a famous name, character, book or film (I am being generous to you this morning) and change it slightly to incorporate an illness, disease or medicine. I'll start with One...
This missing airliner is puzzling me somewhat. The area that it was flying is a busy place, air-traffic wise. How can it disappear from the radars of the various Air Traffic Controls that it was...
Why do people spout such venom about speed cameras. I doubt that any critic of them would feel charitable if one of their loved ones were killed by a speeding motorist. Hypocritical
Jeepers ... Every time I get my phone out ... The same thing ... You've got to stop using that old phone. What's the point having an iPhone if you never use it? How can you leave home without your...