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How Do You Get? Part Two.

Hello joke fans. Q: How do you get 27 lions into a match-box? Thanks in advance. Spoony....

Hubby managed to embed a Stanley knife in his palm, then pull it straight out, went to the health centre which is the A & E as well. Three different practices and not one doctor was there, all on a...

bibblebub

Mobile Or Cell

Here in the UK we call them mobile phones, in the US they are cell phones. But what about the rest of the world? Do they side with mobile or prefer the term cell, or something completely different...

modeller

Why Convert To Rc ?

I watched the exposé of the Vatican last night .Silence in the House of God, which was shocking in the extreme but afterwards, I thought why have over 1000 parishioners and 60 Anglican clerics joined...

excelsior-1

Well Well Well!

i just saw three holes in the ground there was water at the bottom of them...

Ann

Vulcan Bomber Continues Flying ....

For those of you, like us, who are interested in seeing the great Vulcan in the skies, there is an announcement that instead of finishing flying displays forever at the end of this year, it will now...

marval

Definitions

Potent: A shelter for the smallest teletubby. Avoidable: what a bullfighter tries to do. Carpet: A friendly, furry animal; kept in your automobile. Explain: A former flying vehicle. "Gynecologist" A...

mushroom25

Middle Lane Hoggers To Face On-The-Spot Fines

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22770064 sounds good - but on the basis that it will be incredibly difficult to enforce, isn't this just a case of distraction politics?...

postage

If Family Do Not Hear From You For Weeks, Why Would They Not Try To Find You?

I have 7 brothers and 3 sisters’ mother and father we all live in different parts of Uk. I used to talk regularly to my mother, on the phone and sometime visit her. My father, brothers and sisters....

excelsior-1

Donkey In The Well

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be...

society

Tithing

According to the holy bible tithing is a spiritual law encouraging one to give a portion of their earned income. Practicing this habit helps one find abundance, fulfillment, and gratitude in their...

Spoonboy

When Frogs Die?

Hello ABers one and all. I posted a joke on Y!A once and got a couple of good responses from which people could bounce forevr therafter, but it was deleted before it got a chance to flower properly. I...

biggleswade

Discussion Point

Before I joined AB I spent quite a while reading threads and the posts they contained. I admit I was impressed by the willingness of the majority of posters to help one another, whether this was in...

cupid04

What Is...

Q] What is a ghost-proof bicycle? A] One with no spooks in it!...

moonraker558

Ttfn

Has that gun toting calamity ttfn rode back into town yet? Wonder if she is saddle sore? I wonder if her horse survived. What was the final score? http://tinypic.com/r/fa62hj/5...