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rt47

stuck on last five 22a 4ltrs ??L? clue: keep a place on board 24a 9ltrs ?A?S???G? clue: attendant hides crime at house by a chuch 4d 4ltrs ?E?S clue: sounds like Tom at private stables 13d 10ltrs...

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#worldsthinnestbooks a Game for Monday!

Another game for everyone, lets see if we can keep it going all day! Simply name the worlds potentially thinnest book, for example: The Wit And Wisdom of Paris Hilton The Definition of 'is' by Bill...

Connemmara

"crack hoe"

This what one of the actors was referring to in Coronation Street last week. Where would I get one - small knifey thing to go into the cracks between pavements and pull out the weeds successfully. I...

yesterday

Daily Express Words

In the following passage, 12345 represent different letters. "I have created a lot of 12345 in my kids. 'How dare you 542434!' they said. They had made me 13544 to making my 51234 Rover 3544245....

carlyon bay

sat express

there was an advert for a dvd player priced at £90 but a special offer at about £10 plus postage unfortunately my wife has already put the papers out in the recyling skip would be grateful...

Kathyan

Gordon Brown at the Cenotaph

Did anyone else notice that when G Brown laid his wreath, he didn't bow his head? Just shows what he thinks of those who gave their lives!

Bobbisox

Noobody likes me!

Everybody hates me, I'm going to the garden to eat worms... Can you remember such Sh!te (any more little poems...?) Bobbi...lol...

hc4361

Extreme Tattoos

Many tattoos are not seen during the normal working day as clothing hides them. But if a person can't find employment because they have BNP tattoo'd on their forehead, or a swastika on their hands, or...

Bobbisox

afternoon peeps

A step too far, I have posted a little joke with no swear words in it about a little man who lands at Heathrow and the immigration fairy is there to greet him!!!! nothing offensive toward colour or...

chanadam

Would you rather see a movie at the theater or at home on DVD? Why?

knobody

Just beware eve ed and be carefull what you say

As Man-On-The-Top-Of-The-Clapham-Omnibus will sue this site for defamation of character. Man-On-The-Top-Of-The-Clapham-Omnibus has rights and you have abused Man-On-The-Top-Of-The-Clapham-Omnibus and...

Flossy3

Longshot....

I know its a long shot but I heard a song on my local radio station yesterday/Monday (Norfolk) and even though I have looked through a couple of playlists, I cant find out what it was called. The...

docspock

type in a rude word and it changes.

very clever. this is Fluff

R1Geezer

Question for the Ladies.....

Would you date a guy who uses a Man Bag?

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Cow Films! #cowfilms

To run on from the film game of yesterday: You know the score! Cow Films: "The Sound of Moosic" "Steer Magnolias" "Psy-cow" got any better ones? Spare Ed...

Bbbananas

A blind cleaner.

In last night's Emmerdale, one of Betty's co-cleaners is the very irritating lecherous blind woman. (No protests please - just cos she's blind don't mean she can't be annoying or have desires....)....

john1066

Felines...

Which is the best way to stop cats messing in my garden ? I've tried pet repellent, Jeyes Fluid and pepper. Nothing seems to work. I've even tried a 12 bore but they run before I get a bead on...

PTR99

Caught speeding within an avergae speed camera area

I travel to work along a road where there are 40 mph average speed cameras. I was recently caught by a mobile camera unit travelling at 55 mph whilst I was within this average speed camera area. The...

tinkerbell23

dont u just hate it.....

when ur single...and people consantly tell u that u need a man or that u have to get back in that shop window aarghhhh- mothers in particular!!! it drives me mad im only 22 ffs!!!!xxxx...

Bettypat

Credit card

Has anyone experienced a problem like this: I have a c redit card with BHS and as suggested by them I changed my pin number at a cash point which went through successfully, but since then my card has...

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