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BeneFlenedas
He said he will give me a tenner, if I clean his bedrooom. Most of the time, he lied....
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TherefinedByron
I did, due to the fact that he wore a longer top hat than I. Now I am the tallest man (including the 12-inch hat). Also, I am the most refined man on earth....
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Hopkirk
A book fell on my head the other day. I only have my shelf to blame though....
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Hopkirk
The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family. It’s that no one runs in your family....
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goodlife
Bible prophecy gives us a window through which we can see major events that will affect all of us. One prophecy in particular allows us to see what some of the most powerful governments on earth will...
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dave_trigg
The Screen is fixed to the back of the ceramic hobs, tried many cleaners but always end up with lots of smears. Any help would be much appreciated Dave.
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barry1010
Just read a news item published by a newspaper on Facebook about child abuse images. A man has been sentenced to four years for ' making indecent photographs of a child '. That is the correct wording...
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Ken4155
....that it's National Swimming Day. So happy National Swimming Day to all our swimmers:-))) Wait for it KenJ...
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Khandro
This really is worth a half-hour's watch. Four young, articulate men, stating their views on the war in Ukraine, a real credit to the University (& Britain)....
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tiggerblue10
https://twitter.com/chronicleflask/status/1500529757825417221?t=iOB0cqRCj4efJUJFITlxew&s=19 This tweet amused me today. I'm pretty sure I've made loads of mistakes using the wrong written word. There...
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maggiebee
News is coming in of a group of sticky-fingered thieves who apparently get a buzz out of breaking into a bee-keeper's yard and stealing the honey. Police are organizing a sting operation to catch them...
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RainbowRainbow
A person was pushing a person in a wheelchair in the road and started smoking. There’s pavement on both sides....
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goodgoalie
Cost of a first class stamp is to increase by over 10% to 95 pence (second class up 2p to 68p). Jeez, is there [i]anything[i] that is not going up?...
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ToraToraTora
Can someone tell all the news readers, the word is Nuclear! Nu Clee ah!...
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goodlife
Proverbs 22:3 Says The shrewd one sees the danger and conceals himself, But the inexperienced keep right on going and suffer the consequences. kjv says A prudent man foreseeth the evil, and hideth...
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douglas9401
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-60525088 A much needed positive story from Wales....
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ladybirder
I pulled open the blinds and saw three different Fuchsias blooming, a load of Daffodils and one beautiful white Rose opening up over my garden arch. Oh and one I can't remember what it's called but a...
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malagabob
Great Tits. That’s the ones with a longer tail right? Saw one checking out one of my bird boxes. Saw a video of a blue tit from first inspection of box to first egg 46 days....
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Hopkirk
I was wondering why the frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger, and then it hit me
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Raidergal2022
I’m thinking of getting a treadmill but am not 100 percent sure whether to as I’m concerned about it ruining the look of the home and looking tacky. Its a large one I’m looking at (100cm width which...

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