Warning - Irish Joke (but it's ok cos i'm Irish, if I'm not offended you probably won't be either) Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St...
I think a few quid to this guy from all of us could help stop the horrendous whaling murder vessels. http://www.seashepherd.org/crew-watson.html Any objections...?
Just been discussing cabin crew and a thought struck me - why on earth would any sane person voluntarily become an air steward(ess)??? You serve drinks and food in an enclosed space to stroppy...
A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but I'm afraid you were in a pile-up on...
Just got Garth's latest double cd Greatest Hits compilation, and it's got a 30 track dvd included. All for under ?20 in Tesco. Nice one! (No, no question, just getting it out there, i know he gets...
What qualifications are required to work for the EU in Brussels as an interpreter? (Ok - I'll do it so you don't have to - Back off Brussels, EU Monster etc etc).
A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets in, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." The passenger asks "Who?" The cabbie says "Frank...
A couple attending an art exhibition at the National art gallery were staring at a portrait that had them totally confused. The painting depicted three black men sitting totally naked on a park bench....
While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his bits covered with bright...
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a...
The Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her, "Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let...
Thor, the Viking God of Thunder, and his pal Bob, were up in Valhalla, when suddenly Thor said to Bob "Bob, it's been a long time now. I REALLY need to have sex..." Bob stood and pondered for a while,...
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the...
Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help...
I make no secret of the fact that I love X Factor. But I have never heard an artist on there that I'd spend money on buying their cds. Until now that is - i would pay good money to see Rhydian in...