Whats the difference between a zoo in Europe and a zoo in the Philippines? In a European zoo they have the animal in the cage with a description on a board. In the Philippines they have the animal in...
Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techno-geek. "Hey, mate, how are you?" "I'm good. Congratulations by the way , that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"...
A young fella was complaining to his Boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend. "She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her, the young man exclaimed."...
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair....
After an operation, a woman loses all interest in having sex. Furious, her husband decides to sue the hospital. In court, the surgeon defends his work. 'I don't know what happened,' he says. 'All I...
A mate of mine once told me about his sex life. 'I like to make love to the gentle rhythm of the local church bells ringing in the distance, he said. Sadly, he died of exhaustion the next day when the...
Hi could someone answer this question so that i can print it off and show her? I went to boil the kettle and in she came like a wailing banshee shrieking "Don't do it!" as if the place was...
My remote Boiler controller indicated a battery change and on checking found that it required Alkaline bateries were required. Why is it some pieces of equipment require you to use these type rather...
How do I transfer videos from an SD card to my Android Google Tablet. I uploaded some videos from my laptop to an SD card and placed the SD card in an integral SDHC reader and plugged this into the...
I have been watching a fascinating documentary called "Prehistoric Autopsy" which has been centred around creating life size and accurate models of prehistoric man from bones found and...
I've got a battery operated cuckoo clock and I've done something wrong when changing the time back today. The clock now cuckoos at the wrong time and I cannot find the instructions. Anybody out there...
I have an aquarium which is 30"long,15" high and 12"depth. I started 12 years ago with 6 goldfish but for the past 2 years, I have had only 2 still alive.They are in good health but I...
Every year there seem to be news stories ahout councils forcing cart horses to wear nappies. How many town does this hapen in? Has it made any differnece to the poop count?
but i don't want to kill it. He says they give it something that makes them stay alive but not feel any pain before you kill it but I want to know if there's any way I can keep it alive and maybe put...
...visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh. The...