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bigbadmarty

Anyone see the meteor ?

Last night I went outside the pub for a cigarette ( additve free before you ask ! ). It was a clear night and there was a good veiw of the night sky desipite the light pollution . Looking up I noticed...
10:40 Sun 04th Mar 201225 answers, last by miram1 03:34 Fri 16th Mar 2012
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flobadob

Getting revenge on an ebay seller.

I bought a faulty item from a seller on ebay called tomtop or something like that from China or Hong Kong. They said they would send a replacement. That was at halloween last year. I now realise that...
20:16 Sun 04th Mar 201241 answers, last by napedog 01:23 Sat 09th Mar 2013
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Prudie

vets online?

Anyone used this (when desperate I expect). Don't know if it's legit or worth it. Suggests I pay £13 if happy with the answer but don't know if that's the start of successive payments and it's...
18:13 Sun 04th Mar 20126 answers, last by ladybirder 21:20 Sun 04th Mar 2012
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starone

A few more short ones

When in India recently I saw a sign that said: 'English speaking taxi driver'. I thought to myself 'What a brilliant idea... why don't we have them in Rochdale?' My girlfriend and I walked past a...
23:37 Thu 01st Mar 20125 answers, last by wildwood 04:44 Sun 04th Mar 2012
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Jemisa

Shine a light...

A man walks into a pub late one night completely knackered and dripping with sweat and orders 5 whiskies. "What's wrong with you?" The barman says. "In my car I've got a nymphomaniac -...
23:50 Thu 01st Mar 20125 answers, last by wildwood 04:40 Sun 04th Mar 2012
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shooty

RUDE JOKE TIME

During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness. After a brief pause, the barber leaned over and confided...
20:09 Fri 02nd Mar 20127 answers, last by wildwood 04:36 Sun 04th Mar 2012
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marval

Bill Gates

When Bill Gates was a young lad he had a pet crow. He tried teaching the bird to speak, introducing a new word each day. To his disappointment his black friend would not utter a sound, until finally...
18:47 Sat 03rd Mar 20124 answers, last by wildwood 04:33 Sun 04th Mar 2012
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starone

Perks of the elderly

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM (or 9 A M) and ask, 'Did...
23:28 Sat 03rd Mar 20126 answers, last by marval 17:44 Sun 04th Mar 2012
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flobadob

what would be the point of almost everything?

We are pretty sure that there is no intelligent, if any, life in our solar system. I'm not saying that there is or isn't other life out there, but what I am wondering is what would be the point of our...
00:16 Sun 04th Mar 201290 answers, last by naomi24 23:36 Fri 16th Mar 2012
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nailit

alien abductions

Is there any breakdown of where alien abductions are supposed to have taken place? It seems that the majority of 'abductions' take place in the USA. just curious as to where this 'phenomonon' occurs...
00:17 Thu 01st Mar 201259 answers, last by sith123 07:31 Sat 17th Mar 2012
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trt

Is it possible to have my desk-top photos

change every few minutes or so? I have lots of photos of my grandchildren and instead of having to change them manually, I would like them to change automatic. Is it possible?...
20:06 Thu 01st Mar 20123 answers, last by trt 11:17 Fri 02nd Mar 2012
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funnyjake2011

will the world end dec 21st

I'm scared because I don't want it to be real, I'm a teenager and I'm scared, will 2013 happen?
02:41 Fri 02nd Mar 201234 answers, last by Starbuckone 09:00 Wed 07th Mar 2012
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starone

Stainless Steel

Every day I spend time scrubbing away at the water stains on my stainless steel draining board and cleaning the stainless steel sink. Can anyone tell me why it is called "stainless" steel...
00:24 Fri 02nd Mar 20129 answers, last by Starbuckone 00:04 Sat 03rd Mar 2012
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marval

Punny repeats

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's...
14:26 Wed 29th Feb 20127 answers, last by wildwood 21:39 Wed 29th Feb 2012
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pillj123

slightly saucey joke.

Wife Going to Vegas A man comes home to find his bitter wife packing her bags. "Where are you going?" he asked. "To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $400 to do...
15:27 Wed 29th Feb 20123 answers, last by rozia 21:32 Wed 29th Feb 2012
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tamborine

Last Bus

Two Irish friends leave the pub. One says to other, 'I can't be bothered to walk all the way home.' 'I know, me too but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.' 'We could steal a...
21:06 Wed 29th Feb 20128 answers, last by missprim 14:30 Thu 01st Mar 2012
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marval

That's different

A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?" Looking back unimpressed at the man she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good." A little later, he asks,...
18:46 Wed 29th Feb 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:02 Wed 29th Feb 2012
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tamborine

Mr Sharma

Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!The doctor gave me a test today, but...
20:45 Wed 29th Feb 20126 answers, last by funnygirl 10:36 Thu 01st Mar 2012
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EDDIE51

Shredded paper disposal ?

I have a temporary job at a firm of solicitors shredding the old files and getting rid of the paper. Easy or so I thought, getting rid of the paper seems to be a problem though. They did have an...
17:02 Wed 29th Feb 201218 answers, last by EDDIE51 18:59 Thu 01st Mar 2012
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keyholekatebaron

If we are mammals---

Why don't our teeth keep being replaced like whales and sharks? Am I just thick(I've led a sheltered life please don't shout at me)xxx
22:56 Tue 28th Feb 201214 answers, last by squarebear 09:53 Wed 29th Feb 2012

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