At present the kitchen appliance is still functioning; albeit unsatisfactorily. The Fridge is OK but quite often there is a strange sound which appears to come from the Freezer section and the...
Does anyone donate to WSPA?
Just seen a horrible horrible advert on bear baiting :0( ive bever heard or seen that...wish i hadnt
Kind of want to donate now. X...
When I`m doing something on Internet Explorer I`m increasingly getting the "cannot connect to the web page" screen. I think IE is timing out really quickly. It only seems to give 5 or 6...
A farmer is wondering how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his sheepdog to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master. "So," says the...
A guy calls the company and orders their 5 day - 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe from J.C. dressed...
You can't beat "TRUST", so to speak There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... for example... A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom....
A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight...
Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same day as his father's. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a pistol. He wrapped the perfume and wrote a note to his girlfriend, saying,...
Even the paramedic who was unable to resuscitate Whitney couldn't avoid the o dd gag. When he radioed dispatch and said "It's Houston ,we have a problem".
WOMEN - Two female friends are catching up: - So, how was your evening last night? - A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in 4 minutes, the dinner that took me all...
Gave the grandkids 50p each to buy some sweets and they laughed and said it wasn't enough. I said that I used to go out with 50p in my pocket and get 2 mars bars, 2 kit kats 2 rolls of polo mints and...
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks..... "What...
My cat has a magnetic cat flap meaning he has to wear a collar with a magnet on it to gain entry to our house. Over the years he has only lost about 2 until recently. Just before Christmas he lost his...
Hi everyone I have been in massive pain with chest and thought t first it may be heart attack, after significant testing come t the conclusion it is a hiatus hernia, I am massive pain every day and I...
I live in the NE England and the gardener has being doing some weeding and cutting down of some dead grasses to find 6 deserted eggs under a bush. They arnt in a nest as such, are what in colour and...