I am enjoying a run of Shakespeare and Hathaway on Freeview channel Drama. The stories are very good and Hathaways facial expressions are hilarious., i am not surprised it has been sold all over the...
Sometimes i swear at the radio and the TV and in private about things people do. Some people seem to swear in conversation and others think it is a wrong thing to do. Is it acceptable and do Abers do...
What a disastrous result. Hopefully it is just an anomaly and come the World Cup England will be back on form. Or is this a decline for Southgate and England?...
Like last year it happened again, i went to church this morning and no one was there. While i was waiting the churchwarden came in to do some work and i told him the problem, after reading the service...
A man shot two bears and thought he should have them stuffed. He went to a taxidermist. " I would like these stuffed please", " certainly sir, would you like a nameplate with them?", "yes please",...
Doctor, Doctor i have a lettuce stuck up my bum. It appears it is just the tip of the iceberg!. Doctor, Doctor. I have swallowed a roll of film.. Take this and see how it develops!....
Here in rural Norfolk there are a lot of wild animals who have died on the roads. Over the years i have hit pheasants. and last year i reported to the council a dead Roe deer on a road. What other...
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything for my liver?. Yes, here is a bag of onions. - Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything for a bad headache?. Yes, here is a hammer, hit yourself on the head and get...
Doctor, Doctor. There is a patient on line 1 who says he is invisible. Tell him i cannot see him right now. - Doctor, Doctor. I get heartburn when i eat cake. Then next time take the candle out....
Doctor, Doctor. Help me, i am getting shorter and shorter. Just wait there and be a little patient. - Doctor, Doctor. I am at deaths door. Do not worry, we will soon pull you through....
I contribute every month to cancer research and Macmillan nurses and do one offs like the Covid last year and Ukraine this year. How often do people give ?....
Doctor, Doctor. I keep feeling like window curtains. - Pull yourself together man!. Doctor, Doctor. Sometimes i feel like a Wigwam and sometimes like a Teepee. - Relax, your too tense!....
Probably being stupid but here goes. Do you have problems sometimes when dressing, especially when going out?. I can try things on and then think are not clean, take them off and try something else....
I am weighing up whether to buy my first tumble dryer. I have not a lot of space and it could go under my stairs but i am worried if it can cause condensation and/or mould on the walls. Has anyone had...
In a friends garden we had two trees cut down with just the stumps left, about 9ins high and 18ins diameter.. Without the expense of using an expert how can i get rid of the above ground stumps? Any...
England have just lost yet another series, against the West Indies. We were a top side but at the moment we appear to be also rans. I think we need a new captain and until the next generation appear...
