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maggiebee
Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Heard the ceremony wasn't up to much but the reception was fantastic....
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Bazile
What's the minimum period of time that has to elapse between the dates of two instances of speeding , before you can be offered a driver improvement course again for the second speeding offence ?. Is...
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jennyjoan
Don't understand the advert - they are cooking different meals ie like a Fry and saying "bananas". What are they trying to achieve like I dont understand it - it maybe is a Sainsburys advert but very...
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wiltsman
... itt wood bee butter iff we al toook a littul moor thyme too reed threw are postes beeefour wee hiitt thu subbmitt buton?
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youngmafbog
Just watch have I got news for you. Biased, not arf. Now I really appreciate what the poor Scottish went through....
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Bazile
Just noticed an email in my work inbox email , from 'Secure invoice Invoice 2364673 Geetings Please check the invoice in attachement. To eliminate additional costing you have to pay wthin 48 hours....
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elliemay1
My husband has received an email from Paypal saying that there is unusual activity in his account. They give a date and the location, which is apparently near New York. They say his account will be...
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helmsman
- that I was fired from the calendar factory All I did was take a day off...
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EDDIE51
I followed a BMW today and the driver was actually using the indicators ! Is this an April fool's joke?
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wendilla
-1st sighting 8 21 pm for 5 mins. Ssw departing e 2nd sighting. 9. 56 pm for 2 mins www departing ws...
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catswhiskas
Late last night my husband had a delivery from the chemist, there where to pkts , one for him and one for somebody else.The one for somebody else only has a name on it, they are statins have been...
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mrs_overall
Over the years I have been addressed by numerous variations of my AB name, such as Mrs Oversexed. (This is not true BTW, it was a filthy rumour started by a small, mad Irishwoman.) The competition...
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gordiescotland1
With the appalling terrorist attacks in Paris and Brussels everyone across Europe is being urged to be vigilant. But how on earth can people manage this when it seems that so many people are wandering...
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mrs_overall
Today's competition in simple. Take the name of a famous person and change it into a relevant definition. Two examples to get you started are: 1. Barack Obama - heckle the president 2.Tom Cruise - an...
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wiltsman
Must tell you - I had a call an hour ago from a gentleman who said he was calling from British Government Grants, saying that as a good citizen, with no criminal convictions, and no financial...
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trt
Is it just me that cant see the funny side of this bloke. I have tried in the past to watch him, gave it 10min last week, but just don't see anything funny about his act. He kind of stares and...
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Svejk
http://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/mar/05/pay-for-uk-bosses-absurdly-high...
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Bathsheba
...Germolene New Skin!! Which one of you was it?? C'mon, own up to which one of you recommended it! I've just used it on a paper-cut syle nick I've had on finger for few days now.....sheesh!! I've...
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Bathsheba
Checked some categories before I posted but can't believe I'm the first to mention it? ;) Baths x x...
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bobbie22
Afternoon plays on BBC 1. Brilliant writing. Really enjoyed the play today. What a super end!...

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