Three women were in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill. "What was that?" The others asked her. "Oh,...
I have never worked much since I left school, living mainly on benefits. I have been offered a job, but the hours are 35 per week, with a 1 hour lunch break included, is this the average, as the hours...
Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose. The two lads...
Hi, Ive booked tickets to go there tomorrow. Me, my sister and three kids aged 13, 9 and 5. Anyone been there? Im a bit nervous. Not worried about my 9 and 5 year ols because they are scareproof tough...
Due to cold snowy weather conditions expected soon, the Met office has issued a statement , a spokesman said "Make sure that when you drive , that you always carry a flask and a spade, this way you...
Can any one give me any advise on how to meditate and chant, i love the idea of chanting it seems so peacefull and calming i would love any tips on how to get started with this. thanx suzee1 X
if you were in madaline mc parents situation and you have tried everything possible to find her, would you try a psychic?. if someone told me they had strong feelings about her whereabouts and had a...
Is an ASBO enough to stop this man being a menace? Should he have been ordered to attend rehab as well? I don't think the ASBO will stop him as alcoholics don't really think logically....
http://news.uk.msn.com/Article.aspx?cp-documen tid=6447777 Is two years each a long enough sentence for these boys? I personally think they should have gotten longer,they'll be out in about a year so...
Im not being funny but I've always thought that penises smell of prawns after urine has been passed. Then again how many penises have I sniffed? Only mine! Anyone else agree?
What do we mean be evil? My definition would be the deliberate, intentional harming of others. It is possible to harm others without actually intending to, but that's thoughtlessness or...
Did anyone watch that programme on BBC2 last night about the Danish cartoons of the prophet Muhammed? I've just been thinking about where the line should be drawn in terms of censoroship, and what is...
Given the obvious evils in this world, (wars, hunger, disease, poverty, crime, immorality, ad-infinitum), then why, if you are a believer, do you still believe in God. Is your faith not shaken? If you...
