Has your lawn recovered from the summer dry spell yet? Ours is still very patchy and I wonder if it will come back eventually. Just needs a bit more time perhaps?
Wednesday. Halfway through the week already. Tempus Fugit. Overcast again this morning, but a bit warmer than has been the last few days. I've not ventured out yet though, just poked my nose out the...
There seems to be some confusion on AB as to the term..."Slapper." pastafreak has given us the dictionary which implies sexual promiscuity, but that is not my definition necessarily. Sqad's...
... is taking over this site. After years of copious quotes from Hitler's favourite English newspaper, we are now getting quotes from the far more odious Breibart website, a website which makes Attila...
Didn't sleep well due to the cold. Had to put dressing gown over the bedding.
Thermostat set at 18° and heating came on at 8.00am.
Left it on all day as still cold and miserable and raining....
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog...
I'm reeling here. Two of the programmes I always record and can't wait to watch are Emmerdale and Dynasty (the latter I was obsessed with as a young girl). In Dynasty there is a character known as...
I switched the television on for the news this morning and came face to face with … horror of horrors … the dreadful Eamonn Holmes and his equally dreadful wife Ruth whateverhername is. Argghhhh!...
Vladimir Nabokov believed that dreams were not only a jumbled re-arrangement of your passed events, (the oft heard explanation) but actually were also capable, in some manner of predicting the future....