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Chipchopper
Q, What do you call a man with a rubber toe ?. - A, Roberto....
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jennyjoan
I would say in the past 3 years I never see bees, wasps, ladybirds or butterflies etc. Loads of dirty little flies tho. Anybody tell me why there is a shortage. Would it be our weather?...
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kloofnek
Although we have hired cars numerous times,I can never understand the excess waiver etc..So I am wondering if some intelligent Answerbanker can explain it to me... the currency in this case is South...
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nailit
Ive had to make 8 bus journeys today. On 2 of them (not one, but two) ive had to sit next to someone who stank. WHY? Why cant some people smell themselves? Ive said before on here that ive got a bit...
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derek-33
http://metro.co.uk/2018/05/03/lifeboatmen-sacked-mugs-showing-naked-women-safeguarding-risk-7516826/...
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falltutt
"organ's bust!", as the sergeant-major screamed out (4/5) I have e-e-/f-o-s very odd......
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Barmaid
This is now my stock answer to "where's the.......?" Because we havent actually managed to finish unpacking yet. Although at least now we have ALL the boxes under the same roof instead of 4 different...
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bond
100 people attend a dinner, made up of a mixture of men, women and children (100 in total). Men are charged £5, women £1 and children 5p. How many of each (men, women and children) attended the...
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andy-hughes
I am watching the re-runs of Dinnerladies on Yesterday. It reminded me again just what a fantastic ear for dialogue Victoria Wood had, and how generous she was in sharing the amazing lines around her...
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marval
My New Zealand boyfriend said that he was falling in love with my rubbish puns, so I asked him to maori me. When Life gives you lemons, be grateful for the gift from your unusually named grocer. The...
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Sqad
Marks and Spencers.......Ploughman's Pork Pie. Try it....
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weecalf
How many are looking forward to the new Who wants to be a millionaire ?
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waterboatman
Monday. Another working week begins for the workers. Just another day for some. Such is life. It did finally stop raining yesterday. Could summer be returning? Wouldn't that be nice! :o} Nothing on...
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goodgoalie
Well, the long-distance path was easy enough to find after the big clue of the film, but the toy maker eluded me for a while until I worked out I should be looking around Walmington-on-Sea.....
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Shaglene
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?' The agent replies, 'Just a minute.' 'Thank you,' she says, and hangs up....
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murraymints
spent all morning taking down winter curtains and soft furnishings throughout the house and replacing them with Summer creams...pooped, but summer is now officially here... on that note the sun has...
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maggiebee
Do people really care so much that they will camp out for days? - apparently yes they do. With royal baby No. 3 due any day now, St. Mary's Hospital in Paddington has set up barriers outside the Lindo...
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spathiphyllum
Help me Abers... Hoping to go wales this bank holiday weekend, and considering it's a bank holiday weekend, i'm expecting rain, and lots of it! What can i do in north wales in the rain? I've been to...
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vernonk
I hate it when Piers Morgan is not on GMB, but to have him replaced by Richard Madeley or Jeremy Kyle adds insult to injury. Your thoughts?
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homedeeth
I've just watched back to back for about 10 hours The Bridge Series 1 and then the same 10 odd hours the next day of The Bridge Series 2 Brilliant Scandinavian Crime drama. However I got confused with...

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