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Gromit

Grand Tour Second Series - Bloody Awful!

Is not very good. In fact it is terrible. The first series was just about OK, but the first 2 episodes of the new series were very very dull. It is as if the trio have run out of ideas. Anyone...
01:31 Thu 21st Dec 201716 answers, last by Hopkirk 20:12 Thu 21st Dec 2017
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marval

It Is Christmas

(To the tune of "Good King Wenceslas) Christmas morning down the pub Getting drunk and perky While the missus stays at home Trying to cook the turkey Got thrown out at closing time Head in need of...
22:59 Wed 20th Dec 20175 answers, last by Tilly2 09:53 Thu 21st Dec 2017
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Voltage

Christmas Presents

The downside of being a bomb disposal technician is that it takes me until New Year's Day to open my Christmas presents....
15:15 Wed 20th Dec 201712 answers, last by zebo 09:38 Thu 21st Dec 2017
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derekpara

Winter Pees.

I always pee a lot in cold spells. Why ? How do eskimos handle it ? D...
13:40 Tue 19th Dec 201716 answers, last by zebo 11:18 Wed 20th Dec 2017
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emmie

Does Christmas Start Too Early

we are world leaders when it comes to Christmas, apparently.. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42356135...
10:45 Wed 20th Dec 201721 answers, last by jourdain2 17:56 Wed 20th Dec 2017
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Voltage

My Wife!!

The wife said my penis reminded her of a supermarket. I said "because it's well stocked and supplies your every need?" She replied "No because its Lidl"...
07:48 Wed 20th Dec 20177 answers, last by abbadi84 00:15 Mon 25th Dec 2017
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emmie

Another Business In Trouble,

though quite honestly i can't see why, surely they do a roaring trade, especially at this time of year. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-42409254...
11:56 Tue 19th Dec 201727 answers, last by emmie 16:26 Thu 21st Dec 2017
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Tilly2

I Hope This Works. It Made Me Laugh.

http://www.private-eye.co.uk/pictures/covers/full/1459_big.jpg...
20:55 Mon 18th Dec 20176 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:11 Tue 19th Dec 2017
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TWR

New Aircraft Carrier

After springing a leak in the Prop Seal, all personal are issued with Chewing gum just in case it helps with further leaks.
08:49 Tue 19th Dec 201741 answers, last by albaqwerty 15:20 Tue 19th Dec 2017
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jennyjoan

When Are We Due Paid This Month

what are we due paid this month if you get paid on the last day of the month per se
23:42 Mon 18th Dec 201715 answers, last by anneasquith 00:24 Tue 19th Dec 2017
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kelfoan

Can Overpaid Inheritance Be Recovered?

I have received an inheritance which was administered by a company dealing with the estate. The cheque was received by me about 2 weeks ago. today I have received a letter from the caseworker saying...
20:19 Wed 13th Dec 201716 answers, last by zebo 18:22 Mon 18th Dec 2017
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vernonk

Bbc Box-Ticking Spoty

The BBCs endless determination to tick boxes is now making SPOTY a total yawn-fest. Please can we have a separate show for minority people and minority sports, and let this once great programme go...
21:13 Sun 17th Dec 201734 answers, last by pastafreak 00:04 Tue 19th Dec 2017
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Patsy33

Prince Harry

Prince Harry says he doesn’t want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding, but Prince Philip insists he's going anyway!...
20:13 Sat 16th Dec 201711 answers, last by zebo 23:22 Sat 16th Dec 2017
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Voltage

Monopoly!

I was asked to help design the first Monopoly board. I thought, I'll give it a go....
11:24 Sat 16th Dec 20178 answers, last by Georgiesmum 01:46 Sun 17th Dec 2017
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DaisyNonna

Gobsmacked

My Christmas cactus (bought last year) has just opened its first full flower...
23:56 Fri 15th Dec 201715 answers, last by naomi24 18:36 Sat 16th Dec 2017
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Caran

Email Problem

I've had to change my email address due to incompetence of talktalk. Just realised I had ordered something from a catalogue that I hadn't received. Went on my account with the company. Found out the...
01:13 Sat 16th Dec 20179 answers, last by Hopkirk 21:48 Sat 16th Dec 2017
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scooping

Why On Earth Are Harry And Meghan Marrying On Fa Cup Final Day?

Is it a plot to esnure we all have two TV sets? Barking.
16:18 Fri 15th Dec 201772 answers, last by tamborine 12:27 Sat 16th Dec 2017
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fruitsalad

Xmas Cards

Where do you put them, mine are driving me mad they keep falling over
21:16 Fri 15th Dec 201731 answers, last by Caran 23:45 Fri 15th Dec 2017
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ethandron

Bancroft..last One Tonight

Will you be watching? Must admit, I fell asleep half way through last nights episode, much as I wanted to stay awake. What do you reckon will be the outcome?...
20:28 Thu 14th Dec 201713 answers, last by Sqad 09:13 Sat 16th Dec 2017
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ethandron

Eating The Freezer

Well, the contents, not the metal bits. Obviously.. At this time of year I think many of us need to make space. Tonight we've just had some quorn chilli and a thingy of rice, and some garlic bread, so...
20:16 Thu 14th Dec 201710 answers, last by Cloverjo 23:01 Thu 14th Dec 2017

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