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Voltage | 06:48 Wed 20th Dec 2017 | Jokes
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The wife said my penis reminded her of a supermarket.

I said "because it's well stocked and supplies your every need?"

She replied "No because its Lidl"
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Tell her to Wait Rose, I'll come along soon.
09:02 Wed 20th Dec 2017
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Are you selling yourself short?
10:01 Wed 20th Dec 2017
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she asda be a weird woman
10:02 Wed 20th Dec 2017
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I call it tesco. .every little helps ;-)
10:30 Wed 20th Dec 2017
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Lol!
10:44 Wed 20th Dec 2017
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10:53 Wed 20th Dec 2017
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