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Beware Of Santa !

Seems a bit late to me, but Thorntons have just issued a recall for hollow milk chocolate Santas. I wonder how many haven't been eaten yet - about zilch I would think....

lankeela

How On Earth Did Kevin Get Out Of The Car In The Burning Garage So Quickly?

One minute he was almost comatose and then when I thought he was going to be deep fried there he was stood outside - and Andy was out too after looking like he was stuck inside the ring of fire....

kajman

Can anyone explain the cartoon on P17? A couple sitting on stools at a kitchen table. She is reading a book, he appears to be working with a laptop. She says "Fancy putting the kettle on?" The next...

anotheoldgit

One More Holiday Destination To Cross Off Your List.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4130116/Thomas-Cook-tells-1-000-Britons-leave-Gambia.html...

Patsy33

Pen.

Paddy said to Mick, "I've just found a pen" Mick said, "Throw it here" He proceeded to write on a bit of paper. "It's mine!" he shouted. Paddy said, "How do you know that?" Mick replies, "Because it's...

mikey4444

Trump Inauguration Boycott Escalates

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38656271 What amazes me is why any Democrats at all are attending !...

sunny-dave

Identifying A Vegan

Q : "How will I know if someone I've just met is a Vegan?" A : "If they haven't told you twice within the first thirty seconds, then they're probably not"...

redglenys

Radio Times 4

4d poor actor is joining hard play and tv series[6,7] 9d tv actress, that woman in hit-and-miss productions [8,5] 18a problem in trading? maintain support to be stoical [4,3,4,2] 12a harness water...

ronreid

Anagram , Found In The Garden

1) aaaeiolnrrtw. Last one and thanks for your help again...

Patsy33

X&y

Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming back, and please don't ask us Y..

Ann

What Has Happened To Milk Tray?

Not had these chocs for ages! I used to love Cadburys Milk Tray chocolates above all others but sadly the taste has been completely changed. Also what horrible centres now - all sickly fondant types....

dominie

Rant

My mother passed away on January 4th; a blessing you would not have kept a dog alive in the state she was in.... Yet despite a dnr the NHL continued to drip catheritise and administer oxygen to...

sunny-dave

Whine Of The Week

I very rarely (as in never that I can remember) bother to give negative reviews of wine on here - it seems more useful to enthuse about the good stuff. ... but ... [ you just saw that 'but' coming...

Tilly2

Going Home Next Weekend.

I have just had a phone conversation with the relative that I'm going to visit. She lives in the Moorlands. I asked if she had spare slippers and enquired about the weather. She said she had spare...

marval

I Have Just

I have just been to watch a dancing fish show. They were Brill....

ummmm

Coffee Machines.

Any recommendations? About £200 but flexible....

Birdfeeder

Christmas And The Christmas Story C/d 31/01/17

help please on the last few 19 European capital's new growth (8,6) 25 12 (9,3) could this be Christmas day? 27 Organised time-stole a kiss? (9) 34 to re-germinate in teapot is to create this Mexican...

Chipchopper

News Just In

The body of a partially decayed, elderly forestry worker was discovered in a barn, beneath a pile of logs yesterday. A police spokesman said he was a well seasoned woodsman....

Smowball

Cheese On Toast - Not!

Mr Smow just asked if I fancied cheese on toast - my favourite! He never makes it. He's produced it really quickly and says sheepishly ahh there's a reason for that- I forgot a step.He hasn't toasted...

NoMercy

What's For Dinner Tonight?

We're having chicken salad to atone for the Indian takeaway and two bottles of plonk we scoffed and quaffed last night. I'm sure to have food envy throughout this thread.......

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