I am just back from my retirement do at the local hotel. It was a great night seeing all my old colleagues after 35 years working in the paint factory. The most moving part was when the managing...
Dormitory.= Dirty Room Presbyterian = Best in Prayer Astronomer = Moon Starer Desperation = A Rope ends it The Eyes = They see George Bush = He bugs Gore Slot Machines = Cash lost in me Mother -in...
The Archers: Helen Titchener's trial date set
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-37197247
God help anyone who phones me at 19:02 on Sunday !...
Can anyone see us coming back from 2-0 down? We should win the doubles and Andy Murry his singles, but Kyle Edmund against Del Potro is a lost cause. It's a shame after getting this far again,...
Police have issued an appeal after receiving complaints from farmers that
their cows are being stolen during the night.
Apparently they are looking for a man with a big moo-stash....
I went to my local budget supermarket the other day and was amazed to see that they had a special offer on huge antlers. Never one to resist a bargain, i bought a pair. But they were so massive that...
(Bird) Brain of Britain contender..... Category: Sport, for 3 counters. Q. Which Formula 1 race takes place in Spa-Francorchamps? A. Belgian Grand Prix / B. Spanish Grand Prix / C. Monaco Grand Prix...
Rumours abound for months now. Today those rumours were fuelled.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-37332106
Cover up on her health or did she just get'overheated'?...
I walked into the police dressed as a battery...
One of the officers asked "why you dressed like that?"
I replied "Well I was told I was getting charged..."...
I was only diagnosed two years ago and am still struggling to find my triggers, but just wondered how on earth you cope when travelling/out and about?? We went away last weekend and whilst packing I...
My keeps freezing when i play games why? When it freezes it freezes completely and i cant use the mouse or keyboard the only way to stop it is to turn of computer! (Hold power button) its really...