A Drover walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side. He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/rugbyunion/rugby-world-cup/11876847/Rugby-World-Cup-2015-fever-grips-England...-just-dont-bring-your-bagpipes-or-big-hats.html no doubt it'll be some Elfin safetee...
As an Englishman, living in Wales, I am always a tad nervous about rugby, but would anybody like to give a prediction ?
England appear to have quite an advantage, or so it would seem to me !...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3249717/Hospital-told-RAF-sergeant-leave-waiting-room-case-uniform-upset-patients.html Absolutely disgusting, is this no longer England, are our armed forces...
chanting tonight, as they broadcast live from the studios, as there's a match on. A friend of mine from Manchester told me that they hadn't thought about it at the time, when they decided to go live,...
Andrea is off to start a new job in Jersey, wonder if her new employers know she is pregnant, won't go down well if she want to go on maternity leave so soon after joining....
and can you still but them? Those metal runner things with wheels on that you put under the fridge etc so you can pull it out easier.They are extendable also, but I just can't think what they would be...
A strange thing happened during a performance of Elgar’s Sea Pictures, at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight. The man playing the triangle disappeared. The Prime Minister held a meeting with the...
Off to the US in a few weeks. Last time the wife and I went we didn't pre-book any hotels, except the first night's. We were told to look out for discount coupon booklets in service areas, and these...
There are supposedly real exam answers.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2498992/Q-How-identify-athletes-foot-A-Its-end-athletes-leg--Hilarious-genuine-exam-howlers-come-class-laughter.html...
A cafe sells 2 types of coffee, one for $7.90 per kilo, the other for $9.40 per kilo. If the store owner mixes 20 kilos and intends to sell the mixture for $8.5 per kilo, how many kilos of each brand...