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Arithmatic...

Little BILLY returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks his father." "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied BILLY. "But that's right son!" says his...

EcclesCake

What's On The Menu This Weekend?

I'm contemplating Bang Bang Chicken to use up some odds and ends lurking in the fridge for supper this evening. Tomorrow will hopefully involve some beans and potatoes from the garden, protein TBD....

GKW

Telegraph Toughie 28/8/13

1ac Town's MP ran, tho' unfortunately not returned _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 24ac Faith perhaps showing adult restraint _D_M 28ac Hunter sold a fake - one from California _ _ _T_ _ _N_E_ 2dn Skull parts...

carolmay1

Anagrams Of Breeds And Types Of Horses

nrraaaajvca (2 words) prnkauebrpts (1 word) twhsnoehdsri (2 words) mraontoyunike (2 words) baesdlup (1 word) vainlrgiaighrndehi (2 words). My thanks if you can help...

grumpy01

New Tricks

Always enjoyed this programme,until now.Since James Bolam and now Alun Armstrong have gone out from it it's not the same.Denis Lawson doesn't do it for me and Nicholas Lyndhurst looks acts like an...

mazie

The Edinburgh Tattoo

Blows me away every year! Did anyone see it on BBC1 tonight? Brilliant as usual.

anotheoldgit

Child Poverty Worse It Was In The 1960S

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401664/Britains-child-poverty-social-apartheid-Problems-faced-young-worse-1960s-claim-researchers.html How can this possibly be, answers please?...

anotheoldgit

Should She Be Made To Remove Her Burkha?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2400844/Judge-orders-Muslim-woman-remove-burkha-court-appearance-bans-entering-plea-refuses.html /// The woman, from Hackney, east London, who cannot be...

marval

Short Sex

A professor was asked to give a talk on "Sex". When his turn came, he stood up, and walked to the podium. He then adjusted the microphone. He said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure."...

meglet

Crappy Royal Mail Redirection

Wen we rented our house out and moved abroad in May we set up a Royal Mail redirection to my Mum's house. We're back in the UK for a bit and popped in to see the tenants who handed over a wad of mail...

ToraToraTora

Has Rodders Got A Point Here?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23753200...

gina32

Chris Fountain.. Sacked

silly boy!

ck1

Book Recommendations Please!

I read so much I've come to a bit of a dead end with some new choices, recently read 'We need to talk about Kevin' which I absolutely loved, appreciate any suggestions of a similar genre...

vernonk

Rip-Off Uk

Vets fees, private dentistry fees, solicitors fees, printer ink cartridges, benefits for illegal immigrants, council taxes (yet refuse collections are to be scrapped)....want to add to this list?

Tilly2

I Don't Know About Where You Are

but tonight, in Bedfordshire, it's distinctly chilly.

islasmum

Top Of The Lake

Last episode tonight - I wasn't sure if I had enjoyed the first couple of episodes, but it has gradually grown on me, I think that Elisabeth Moss is very good. I haven't seen Jane Campion's work...

DJHawkes

When I First Started Grammar School

there was a pocket in my navy blue gym knickers, what was i supposed to keep in it?

knowabit

Orlando - For Disney And All That Stuff!

Just doing some investigating for possible trip... friend has just come back and she stayed at The International Palms Hotel. Has anyone else been and can recommend any hotels? Thomas Cook do The...

marval

What A Hoot

Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night, an owl called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth, with Tom even...

thatsmethatis

Granddad

My old granddad once said, "Don't believe everything you hear." That was great advice. Or was it?!...

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