Which modern phrases annoy you the most. I personally can't stand it when people say "simples" like that meerkat advert a few years back or "end of" when discussing something... I...
Ever get the feeling that others just don't "get you?" Today was Mini Boo's school sports day and she did wonderfully, however her team didn't win so as a joke I jokingly told her, in front...
Says the Institue for Fiscal Studies: // The Institute for Fiscal Studies argued that “relatively well-off” pensioners had benefited more than other age groups from lower tax rates and...
I've just had to watch John Bishop on the telly, mainly because I'm so fundamentally lazy that I haven't reached for the remote control to change channels after the England game, but that's not the...
my gripe for the day. call me old fashioned - but i was brought up to be well mannered and respectful. i always wipe my feet, when entering a premesis, wherever and whenever i go, regardless of the...
If there was only enough room in TV land for one depressingly addictive soap, which of those would you chose? I like Enders and I like Corrie but which one is best? There's only one way to find...
Howlers by Schoolchildren. 1.Q. To change centimetres to metres you....? A. Delete the metres. 2.Q. Define intensive farming. A. When the farmer never takes a day off. 3.Q. Describe the shape and...
Does anyone know if there is any truth in this. Someone told me that if you are approached by a robber at an ATM, if you put your pin number in but in reverse, you will still get your money but the...
My eldest is finishing primary school at the end of the week and he has had his current (male) teacher for 2 and a half years. He had done a lot for my son and I really appreciate the extra effort he...
Bradley Walsh, the quizmaster, on The Chase programme, is an excellent game show host with a great sense of humour who really adds value to the programme and I like him very much, but I do wish that...
As our colonial are never satisfied with what we gave them, they inevitably re-invent nouns for everyday objects. This may make the simplest tasks more interesting but it does cause for some mighty...
Quite peaky, this pissed Adonis comes round promptly(9) Numb butts not welcomed by go-ahead types(4,4) Poet "doing a Gordon"?(7) Tactlaess girl's puncturing sad, loveless erection(10)
1. Remove film from box and load camera. 2. Remove film box from puppy’s mouth and throw in the rubbish. 3. Remove puppy from the rubbish and brush coffee grounds from puppy's nose. 4. Choose a...