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d9f1c7

Room 101.....

What would you put in? I have a lot but I'd start with bleeding caravans!...
11:42 Sat 25th Feb 201251 answers, last by erin-x 08:02 Sun 26th Feb 2012
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Mk22

Is this the most stupidest answer you've ever heard on the weakest link?

It did make me laugh though.
17:51 Sat 25th Feb 201293 answers, last by boxtops 20:06 Wed 29th Feb 2012
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d9f1c7

"High" Petrol Prices in the US..

Average prices now $3.61 for a US gallon, that's about 95 cents a litre which is about 60p! Boo bloody hoo! How is that expensive? http://news.sky.com/h...news/article/16176723...
12:07 Sat 25th Feb 201214 answers, last by FredPuli43 19:32 Tue 28th Feb 2012
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EvianBaby

Anything good on the box

Tonight?
20:28 Thu 23rd Feb 201228 answers, last by SpikeyBush 00:03 Fri 24th Feb 2012
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smurfchops

Coach trip

What a strange assortment of human beans on Coach trip today .....
18:51 Thu 23rd Feb 201211 answers, last by DaisyNonna 20:56 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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d9f1c7

RBS bonuses

How can they have a bonus if they made a loss?
11:48 Thu 23rd Feb 201221 answers, last by modeller 00:53 Fri 24th Feb 2012
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marval

10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should

1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes. 2. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a...
22:43 Wed 22nd Feb 201259 answers, last by The Builder 18:35 Thu 08th Mar 2012
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dennisb66

OMG

Flying to Tenerife on Friday morning,have taxi booked for 10.45 to EM Airport thinking ETD was 1420. Just been checking documentation and realised that ETD is 1000hrs.Just rebooked taxi for 0630am.OH...
11:01 Wed 22nd Feb 201210 answers, last by bookbinder 21:10 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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maggiebee

Students

Written on student reports: It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead. If this student were...
23:28 Tue 21st Feb 20127 answers, last by zebo 20:01 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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starone

Why we love children

1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. 'How do you know that the cat was dead?' she asked her pupil. 'Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,' answered...
00:50 Wed 22nd Feb 20124 answers, last by marval 22:06 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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anotheoldgit

Government crackdown on school absentees.

http://www.dailymail....-including-fines.html While I agree something should be done about truancy, I am not sure what I think about parents taking their children out of school to take advantage of...
11:51 Sun 19th Feb 201241 answers, last by owdhamer 03:58 Tue 21st Feb 2012
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Smowball

Some of the finest double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio

These are all 100% true. I thought they were hysterical! 1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: " This really is a lovely horse - I once rode her mother" 2. Pat Glenn,weightlifting...
16:44 Fri 17th Feb 201234 answers, last by seadogg 21:39 Fri 17th Feb 2012
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maggiebee

Grumpy Old B

Got to have my daily moan or I'll go nuts. Steve Wright in the Afternoon - does it annoy anyone else that he says "skelington" instead of skeleton? Know it's supposed to be funny but just...
16:56 Fri 17th Feb 201230 answers, last by shoota 00:40 Sun 19th Feb 2012
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dickythecook

Letter frm the campsite

Dear Mum Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us...
19:41 Tue 14th Feb 20127 answers, last by Dickythecook 15:42 Wed 15th Feb 2012
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shooty

DRIVE THROUGH CASH MACHINE

A new sign in the Bank reads: Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-Through Cash Machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new...
19:44 Tue 14th Feb 201214 answers, last by zebo 15:34 Wed 15th Feb 2012
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marval

The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the...
22:10 Tue 14th Feb 201211 answers, last by zebo 15:28 Wed 15th Feb 2012
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Caribeing

What Are You Watching On Telly

What are you watching on telly, rugby off, I'm trawling through the channels, do enjoy true stories will give crime channel a view!
21:33 Sat 11th Feb 201225 answers, last by zebo 23:47 Sat 11th Feb 2012
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TWR

Moving house.

Talk about unused room, you have a 3 bed house & asking you to move to down grade, how would you feel living in a house that you have brought up your children which have now left, spent a lot of...
18:24 Fri 10th Feb 201253 answers, last by cazzz1975 10:51 Sat 11th Feb 2012
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ummmm

Mashed potato

I can make a mean mash...but sometimes I see people putting an egg in it (or is it just the yolk?) What difference does that make?...
16:23 Fri 10th Feb 201243 answers, last by mccfluff 17:30 Fri 10th Feb 2012
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2shortplanks

In-laws...

My in-laws are driving me nuts. We live next door to them due to the nature of the family business that Mr Planks is a partner in, so moving isn't an option! Every morning I take Toddler P up to their...
12:48 Fri 10th Feb 201229 answers, last by zebo 16:21 Fri 10th Feb 2012

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