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smurfchops

Coach trip

What a strange assortment of human beans on Coach trip today .....
17:51 Thu 23rd Feb 201211 answers, last by DaisyNonna 19:56 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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d9f1c7

RBS bonuses

How can they have a bonus if they made a loss?
10:48 Thu 23rd Feb 201221 answers, last by modeller 23:53 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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marval

10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should

1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes. 2. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a...
21:43 Wed 22nd Feb 201259 answers, last by The Builder 17:35 Thu 08th Mar 2012
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dennisb66

OMG

Flying to Tenerife on Friday morning,have taxi booked for 10.45 to EM Airport thinking ETD was 1420. Just been checking documentation and realised that ETD is 1000hrs.Just rebooked taxi for 0630am.OH...
10:01 Wed 22nd Feb 201210 answers, last by bookbinder 20:10 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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maggiebee

Students

Written on student reports: It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead. If this student were...
22:28 Tue 21st Feb 20127 answers, last by zebo 19:01 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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starone

Why we love children

1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. 'How do you know that the cat was dead?' she asked her pupil. 'Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,' answered...
23:50 Tue 21st Feb 20124 answers, last by marval 21:06 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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anotheoldgit

Government crackdown on school absentees.

http://www.dailymail....-including-fines.html While I agree something should be done about truancy, I am not sure what I think about parents taking their children out of school to take advantage of...
10:51 Sun 19th Feb 201241 answers, last by owdhamer 02:58 Tue 21st Feb 2012
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Smowball

Some of the finest double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio

These are all 100% true. I thought they were hysterical! 1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: " This really is a lovely horse - I once rode her mother" 2. Pat Glenn,weightlifting...
15:44 Fri 17th Feb 201234 answers, last by seadogg 20:39 Fri 17th Feb 2012
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maggiebee

Grumpy Old B

Got to have my daily moan or I'll go nuts. Steve Wright in the Afternoon - does it annoy anyone else that he says "skelington" instead of skeleton? Know it's supposed to be funny but just...
15:56 Fri 17th Feb 201230 answers, last by shoota 23:40 Sat 18th Feb 2012
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dickythecook

Letter frm the campsite

Dear Mum Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us...
18:41 Tue 14th Feb 20127 answers, last by Dickythecook 14:42 Wed 15th Feb 2012
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shooty

DRIVE THROUGH CASH MACHINE

A new sign in the Bank reads: Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-Through Cash Machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new...
18:44 Tue 14th Feb 201214 answers, last by zebo 14:34 Wed 15th Feb 2012
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marval

The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the...
21:10 Tue 14th Feb 201211 answers, last by zebo 14:28 Wed 15th Feb 2012
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Caribeing

What Are You Watching On Telly

What are you watching on telly, rugby off, I'm trawling through the channels, do enjoy true stories will give crime channel a view!
20:33 Sat 11th Feb 201225 answers, last by zebo 22:47 Sat 11th Feb 2012
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TWR

Moving house.

Talk about unused room, you have a 3 bed house & asking you to move to down grade, how would you feel living in a house that you have brought up your children which have now left, spent a lot of...
17:24 Fri 10th Feb 201253 answers, last by cazzz1975 09:51 Sat 11th Feb 2012
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ummmm

Mashed potato

I can make a mean mash...but sometimes I see people putting an egg in it (or is it just the yolk?) What difference does that make?...
15:23 Fri 10th Feb 201243 answers, last by mccfluff 16:30 Fri 10th Feb 2012
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2shortplanks

In-laws...

My in-laws are driving me nuts. We live next door to them due to the nature of the family business that Mr Planks is a partner in, so moving isn't an option! Every morning I take Toddler P up to their...
11:48 Fri 10th Feb 201229 answers, last by zebo 15:21 Fri 10th Feb 2012
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granny grump

pointless

Are the pointless programmes shown in order - I'm sure that we watched it last night and I don't remember the prize going - or am I having a 'very senior moment'?
17:34 Tue 07th Feb 20129 answers, last by granny grump 19:03 Thu 09th Feb 2012
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catcuddler2

Quilt or Duvet

Not really a question more or a poll.I have always said quilt when referring to the padded white thing that keeps you warm on your bed but I know it varies.So quilt or duvet? Also put if you are from...
11:49 Wed 08th Feb 201268 answers, last by Euphemia 15:27 Sat 10th Mar 2012
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giveup

Mary Berry Christmas cake mix.

I bought one of these mixes when they were reduced after Christmas. It will soon be out of date so I ought to cook it. I wondered if I could perhaps make it in a couple of loaf tins instead of in an...
15:39 Mon 06th Feb 20126 answers, last by giveup 20:52 Mon 06th Feb 2012
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sinderella

inconsiderate parking

I left a note on my neighbour's car asking him to stop parking in front of my house. I couldn't find any paper, so I used my car key instead....
20:48 Thu 02nd Feb 201222 answers, last by Lorri54 14:13 Sun 05th Feb 2012

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