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Think You Are Having A Bad Day?

https://www.theguardian.com/money/2021/sep/01/i-sent-a-40000-loan-to-my-son-by-mistake-and-he-spent-it ....what a right nasty little sheet her son must be....

fender62

Should Over 40'S Be Banned From Nightclubs Lol

ala michael gove story, this made me laugh although i do not go to night clubs anymore erm 30 odd yrs ago perhaps, and only rock night clubs blues bars etc, but as for the story if it makes people...

The Builder

Guilty Political Crush...

As a “serious” question, I almost put this in “Politics.” Following on from the recent thread on “guilty homosexual crushes”, but this time it's hetero-political. I have to admit that I have the hots...

nailit

3 Things That I Have Done

(Sorry Leon, couldnt help it....) That you feel that most other people havn't done... 1) Piloted a plane 2) Absconded from prison 3) Spoke to Prince Charles...

Vagus

Just Off To Costco

Anyone want anything...loo rolls(ha ha), a giant bbq, set of pans, new fridge, tray of tinned tomatoes, a gallon of margarita????

Vagus

Kindle Fans

I’m in the market for a new kindle and am wondering which one to get. I’m favouring the very basic one although the paperwhite was my first thought until I realised the basic also has a built in...

LeonBlank1995

3 Things I Have Never Done

I am sure there are lots of things you haven't done, but below are 3 things I have never done which MOST people have at least done. 1. Never seen or read ANY Harry Potter 2. Never been to a Nandos 3....

Bobbisox1

Where Are The Women And Female Children Here

No link but photo shows a plane ready to leave Kabul https://ibb.co/2F5LTqX...

maggiebee

Service

I walked into a pub dressed as a tennis ball. Got served right away!

Rondy

To Divorce Or Not

A woman went to a solicitor to discuss divorcing her husband. "Don't you get on any more?" "Oh, I still love him," she replied, "but all he ever wants is make love, I can't take it anymore." "Instead...

Thisoldbird

How To Measure Curtains

I'm not a fan of eyelet curtains but am looking to help someone measure what size to buy. Window 100 inches..sorry I only do old money !! Curtains on sale at 112 width or 66 width. Would like them to...

Rondy

In The Cockpit

A lady sitting in first class saw the plane's cockpit door open, she was incredulous to see that the pilot was reading. Very concerned, she asked a flight attendant, "Miss, why is the pilot reading?...

Smowball

Worst Household Chore!!

Without a doubt mine is changing the bedding! It’s a king size bed so that doesn’t help but either way, I’d rather clean the oven!! Lol. You?....

Smowball

Who Knew!!

Did you know that the PENGUIN chocolate biscuit is actually just a Bourbon biscuit dipped in chocolate!??

LadyCG

Reasons To Be Cheerful

1. My floor tiles have arrived and they're beautiful. 2. My mother is coming to visit later and we're going out for a meal 3. We're going to see Riverdance and Genesis in September and have booked a...

Dagman

Movie Or Tv Errors

Bit of fun.. Has anyone spotted any daft errors or silly deliberate things in movies or tv eg, in the movie Taken when Liam Neesons character gives his famous speech to his daughter's abductor, the...

jennyjoan

Homebase/Dunelm And Others

Am just in from the above and the unbelievable apathy from the assistants is diabolical. In Dunelm a large queue had formed and one assistant on till, other two others a$sing up and down behind her -...

Caran

It's Sod's Law,

Had U3A committee meeting here today. So yesterday was a big clean up session. OH was doing the hoovering, only going for five minutes, Hoover stopped. He fiddled with it, changed the fuse and still...

Canary42

At The Hair Salon

A gorgeous-looking woman went to the hair salon one day. As she was waiting for her turn she saw a really good looking man sitting quietly in the salon. She got up and moved over to sit down next to...