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The Cockroach....

While playing in the backyard, eight years old Benjamin burns and kills a poor honey bee. His father David sees him killing the honey bee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one week!” Later that...

Paigntonian

My God, Some Of These Republicans

are truly frightening (CNN live).

MAMDIY

Where Was I? Sunday Times 10.01.2021

sunday times 10.1.2021

Rondy

Donation Wanted

A man is going from door to door. He stops at one house and knocks on the door. A man opens the door. The door-to-door salesman says, "Hello sir, today we're going door-to-door looking for those who...

webbo3

Should Straight Actors Play Gay People?

https://news.sky.com/story/russell-t-davies-straight-actors-should-not-play-gay-characters-12185652 So Gay people shouldn't play straight people the, I'm guessing there won't be many roles for them....

johnny.5

Just Bough A New T.v. To Watch The Next Round Of The F.a. Cup

I got it home opened the box and guess what ??? . . . . . . NO LEEDS ....

bobbie22

What’s On Tv Tonight?

Well, I cannot believe that I am watching Dr No. to follow is Die Hard 2. I really like that one. I watched towering inferno earlier. What are you watching? It’s pretty obvious I am bored isn’t it?...

lady-janine

Racist Organisations

Just been watching Countryfile on telly and they advertised a group called Black Girls Hike. Surely this is a racist organisation just like Black Lives Matter. Can you just image the reaction if...

maggiebee

Late?

An electrician comes home late. Wife: "Wire you insulate?" Electrician: "Watts it to you? I'm ohm aren't I."...

smurfchops

Bradley Walsh

Is he becoming overexposed? He was on The Chase, Beat the Chaser twice and Breaking Dad with his son all on one night this week... also can he stop saying “ all day long” all the time, and “great...

roopower

Phishing?

Just has a call from 07904275939, a recorded voice telling me my national insurance number has been compromised. Told to press a number before they started legal action. Anyone else had this one? I...

fruitsalad

Cant Get Thoughts Out Of My Head

Thankfully this sort of thing hasn't happened to me often, I visited an elderly ladies home the other evening, as I have done some cleaning and odd jobs for her, I let myself in and called out to her,...

ToraToraTora

Come To U K For A Better Life.......

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-55545669 ....why not do a bit of jihad once here? Damn savage should never see the light of day again but some of the "mitigation" is bizarre.... "As...

diddlydo

Boris Fans - Please Read And Take Note.

If there really are people who are still fond of Boris, this makes chilling reading for you: www.mcdconsultancy.co.uk...

Theblip

Did You Go To School With Someone Famous?

They probably weren’t famous when at school, but what were they like then?...

Theland

Bacon Slicer.

The boss butcher sacked me for jamming my finger in the bacon slicer, and she got sacked as well :-)

Theblip

Doctor What?

Mercifully, Jodie Whittaker is stepping down as Doctor Who. Phew! To succeed her would you prefer a man, a woman, or a transgender or other form of gender?...

Ken4155

The Serpent

Has anyone on here managed to watch more than 2 episodes of this series? Has anyone actually managed to watch the whole of the series - 'cos if so, you deserve a medal. I watched episodes 1 and 2 this...

Hopkirk

M&S Discount

Do you think M&S will start having their 20% discount for Sparks card holders again soon?...

Canary42

The Winner

After winning the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like they do during various sports fixtures on TV. Now the chairman has cancelled my club membership. Apparently, it's unacceptable...

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