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How Are You Coping With Lockdown ?

I have to say I am getting used to it now. Click and collect yesterday at Asda, pleasant experience. It is easier for us being in our seventies. I feel for the younger folk with jobs at risk, bored...

Smowball

Just For Fun.......

You’re going good shopping but you can only buy 5 foods that begin with the 1st letter of your name. My real name begins with K and I found it quite hard lol, but I eventually I came up with: Kidneys...

Patsy33

Carpentry

I was going to tell a joke about carpentry, but thought it wooden work..

-SharonA-

The Carpet Shop

My mate Walter Wall has just bought a carpet shop.................................... ................................ but he's struggling to find a name for it....

nicelander

World Of Sport On Itv

Can anyone remember World Of Sport on ITV with the likes of Dickie Davies? Does anyone know what time of day it used to start on a Saturday? Many thanks...

sunny-dave

Round Of Applause

If you are having issues with your partner and he/she threatens to walk out - simply order them a taxi for 8pm on a Thursday ... .... then it will look like the whole street is glad to see them go :)...

Smowball

Talk About Change In Weather!!

Has gone from endless days of gorgeous sunshine to absolutely torrential rain today’!! What’s it like where you are??...

Luzzly

Television Licence

I received a perfectly valid looking reminder telling me that my TV licence was due within 7 days. It had the correct logo etc, plus a licence number - in fact it look real. I happened to know my...

jennyjoan

Insomnia And Milk

I suffer from insomnia but the past two nights - I went downstairs at about 4.00am and made some hot milk. Turned off the light and slept to about 7.30. Can anybody tell me what the hot milk really...

marval

Could You?

Mr. Smith comes to his wife, "Honey, could you be sewing on a wee button that's come off of my fly? I cannot button up my trousers." "Oh Dear, I have got my hands in the sink, go up the stairs and see...

Mrs. K Nolan

America west Coast

My friend and i are travelling the west coast of America for three weeks over summer and we are having a 'booking' day on sunday. I am looking for advice on the following: 1) A good hotel to stay in...

Hymie

Motel Stay

A young priest had arranged to stay at a motel for one night; on checking in he took a fancy to the young receptionist. A while later the priest invited the receptionist to his room for a drink. While...

Canary42

Boris's Backers Seek Results From Their Bribes. Tough Titty.

The Tory Party's Billionaire Backers are putting pressure on Boris to change direction. Let's hope he tells them that he's running the country, not them....

Bobbisox1

This Lockdown Mularky

Has made me realise what a good wife I should of been all these years, I’ve just knocked out two yummy ginger loafs and a batch of cheese scones......he’s spoilt now :0/...

chrissa1

What Do Youthink About This?

A message from Jennifer Saunders Lets get this in perspective the crayon eaters who are set on pulling Boris down. Firstly THE GOVERNMENT DOES NOT ORDER EQUIPMENT for the NHS, they supply the money....

Bobbisox1

Coming All Over Giddy

A plane has just gone over our house!!!

Buenchico

Come To Suffolk . . .

. . . as soon as the lockdown restrictions are over! We've got lovely scenery, good beaches, loads of history, plenty of culture, fantastic beers, (some) very nice people . . . . . . and also a...

Buenchico

Bbc Quiz: Week 17

Nice 'n' easy this week, I think, which might explain why I actually managed to score rather better than usual, with 5. Any takers? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-52398054...

Bazile

Airplanes Up There

I've just looked at Flightradar and it's showing tons of aircraft up there How come isn't there suppose to be a massive reduction in flights ? Or am I looking at the site incorrectly...

dave3758

Where Was I 19/4/20 Sunday Times

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