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Hopkirk
Sweet dreams are made of cheese ... who am I to dis a brie....
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emmie
morning, Tuesday already, the days are whizzing by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I am off to Moorfields eye hospital...
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Stargazer
Anyone guess? Foreign Minister; Home Secretary?
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brian j john
Opened my posting " you can't beat the oldies " on the jokes category. I liked Max Bygraves...
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Spicerack
https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/23073132.glasgow-protester-just-stop-oil-throws-cake-king-charles-waxwork-statue-madame-tussauds/...
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lankeela
who'd have thought it? Why can't they go back to reporting the news instead of trying to intimidate people they are interviewing?...
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Rondy
Recently thieves struck at my local British Legion club. club and they stole the new L.c.d television from the lounge. I blame the committee for this because they put it where everyone could see it....
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Shaglene
A duck says "Got any bread?" Reply, "No." The duck says "Got any bread?" Reply, "No." The duck says "Got any bread?" Reply,"No. And if you ask me again I'll nail your beak to the floor." The duck...
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sandyRoe
Mordant has pulled out. Pity, great pity....
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davebro
Why do property "experts" always rave about high ceilings? Surely if you have an extra four or six feet above head height it's just more unusable space to heat & makes redecorating that much more...
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scooke
"What i do" went franenstein, "is as God would do again"(8)r?m????? Letter m could be letter c 25a so they turn in their graves, would you believe and due to turn on all hallows eve(6)?????d 26d from...
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tollview
LITTER (9) S?RE???ES Many thanks for your assistance...
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baddaboy
60. Loud Celebration (4,5)
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bobtheturkey
This is a question the ancients have pondered for many years... If an orange b&q bucket falls from a shelf in an empty b&q store in Dudley at 3am does it make a noise?...
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Hopkirk
I've just started writing a book on hurricanes. It's only a draft at the moment....
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Chipchopper
I had to quit my job working for the post office, the moment they handed me my first letter to be posted. I looked at it and I soon realised "this is not for me"....
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lankeela
what do I press to get it back?
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Hymie
Even those well known fifth columnists at the Financial Times now realise what an absolute disaster Brexit is for the UK. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO2lWmgEK1Y...
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FatticusInch
She likes stirring the pot! She does the Ipposition Partues jobs for them. //Nadine Dorries: With Rishi Sunak we will be in general election territory within weeks Former culture secretary Nadine...
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sandyRoe
In it's blurb it says he drank as many as 100 units a week. That works out at about a bottle and a half of wine each day. While that would be harmful to health in the long run it wouldn't impress a...

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