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emmie
morning, Saturday and the start of the weekend. I hope you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I am going to a friends for lunch and...
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1ozzy
..is a tad high but you love breakfast. https://ibb.co/yNrd0wp...
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Rondy
A hunter went hunting one day in Scotland and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by a game warden who didn't like hunters. The...
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ichkeria
... despite rumours of a postponement https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-63072113 One way to cope when you are losing a war I suppose: just tell everyone you have won, and expect them to believe...
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Hopkirk
My attempts to combine nitrous oxide with Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock.
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ABSpareEditor
I would like to acknowledge that there are some accounts that have been created by our moderators, to help them control the community, without breaking their normal identity. Having multiple...
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emmie
morning, Tuesday and the days and nights are drawing in. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? Todays forecast for the...
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Stargazer
that this period of the Monarchy is known as the Carolina era.
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Hopkirk
Yesterday I went swanning around the town centre. I hissed at people, and broke a man's arm....
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emmie
morning, Monday and the start of the working week for some. I hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have a food...
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sugarkiss6
a guy using a purse made for women
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Hopkirk
I'm no good at dwarf impressions, but hey-ho.
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cleoval
hi i want to buy a cheap freezer but the door opens on the right. i need to have the door that opens on the left side. i cannot do DIY. would a odd job man be able to change the sides the door opens...
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Shaglene
A man with one leg missing lands a job at a top brewery. A spokesman for the unnamed beer company told reporters "We've put him in charge of the hops."...
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Hopkirk
The police were hunting a burglar who regularly stole musical instruments. The guy they stopped denied it was him, but they found the lute on him....
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emmie
morning, Friday already and the end of the working week for some of you. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today?...
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emmie
morning, Thursday already, I can't believe its been two weeks since Queen Elizabeth passed away, so much has happened since then. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant...
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Hopkirk
My friend said she thought that all brushes and brooms are useless. I thought "that's a sweeping statement"...
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ichkeria
… according to BBC Russian service. I can’t find it in English Possibility it is related to the suddenly announced plan to hold “referenda” in Donetsk and Luhansk this weekend on joining Russia....

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