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michaelsomers
Anyone brighter than I am as I'm chewing my fingers!
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Chipchopper
I heard a theory that the dinosaurs died out because their eggs became rotten. It was a case of mass egg-stink-tion...
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Hopkirk
My grief counsellor died the other day. He was so good, I didn't give a ***....
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sandyRoe
I've just watched a spider deal with a fly caught in its web. There aren't many flies about in the winter. What do they eat then?
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Hopkirk
I'll tell you what makes my blood boil. Faulty space suits....
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Hopkirk
A lorry containing Vicks Sinex spray has crashed. Police say there will be no congestion for eight hours....
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Hopkirk
The furniture salesman assured me the sofa I was looking at would seat four people without any problems. Then it occurred to me I don't think I know four people without any problems....
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foxyferret
Hi, in the utility room I have separate hot and cold pillar taps. The hot tap was dripping so I took the top off, got the valve out and put two new washer on it. Tightened up the screw in valve. Now,...
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Hopkirk
Living in Buckinghamshire is never having to say you are Surrey.

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