When I fire up my desktop computer (Windows XP} it starts up OK but only as far as the Desktop Screen. I.E there are no Icons on the screen or a Start button in the corner. These only appear after...
An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor said, 'That's...
97 year old Scouse Grandad had become a bit too frail for his family to manage him and so with much reluctance they decided to put him into a n Old folks Home. However there were no places available...
A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up." Soon a local "redneck" pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free...
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old dressed in nothing...
Anyone know if this excellent comedy will have a Christmas or Hogmany special on TV this year ? I have trawled around on Google but to no avail,still waitng for the Christmas Radio Times listings to...
DAVID Beckham is to buy himself a Bugatti Veyron, a diamond covered horse and the nation of Equitorial Guinea in a bid to ease the pain of England's Euro 2008 failure Beckham said the England squad...
Paddy and his missus are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbour's' dog barking. It had been barking for hours and hours.Suddenly Paddy jumps up out of bed and says "I've had enough of...
Paddy weighs 20st so his doctor puts him on a diet. I want you to eat regularly for 2 days then skip a day and repeat this for 2 weeks , you should lose 5 pounds. When Paddy returned he shocked the...
There were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank. A few days later a kindly old woman saw Joe,...
Chelsea fans were left aghast today as the club announced that the previously untested Russell Grant would be taking charge of first team affairs in time for this weekend's game at Manchester United....