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[netibiza]

What has happened to that dear little boy who was making breakfast and thumping on his parents bedroom door - its now missing from the advert and I thought he was so sweet!!!

[netibiza]

email received and answered jno!

Hija made dinner, lovely rice balls with chorizo inside, mini spicy hamburgers, homemade satay sauce, mini chicken kebabs, and a lovely mixed salad with avocados etc. Lovely treat.


Mr N came home with a big sack of delish oranges from one of his golfer pals, who owns a huge estate and we are going there next week to pick fresh avocados, apricots, oranges, you name it, we'll pick it as it is all going to waste in the land.

[woofgang]

lovely message jno.

[jno]

ah, the age of romance is not dead, despite my best efforts.

[shaneystar2]

Oh how sweet .
Mr S is very romantic .He phoned up and said "Shall we get married" .I said "Yes ,alright then " .
He said .."You make the arrangements and I'll turn up" ....lol.
Oight Oight folks .Sleep toight .

[netibiza]

Good morning, thank you woofy for that hilarious post on FB, make me laugh!

Mr N not at all romantic, we were living together and were sitting on the fountain edge in Es Cana waiting for the bus back to S:E: when we just decided to gt married, no idea how or why. Think it was such a hedonistic lifestyle here, that to be married wasw different! So we got the bus back one December in the school hol (I was a teacher) and got married by Certificate (whatever that is) then got the bus back to Ibiza!

[woofgang]

morning all. for the non facebookers
Anybody want a dog? Shughy has just done his First Hedgehog Of The Year game. It goes like this.
1. Find hedgehog in the garden.
2.Forget what happened last year.
3.Stick nose on hedgehog.Scream loudly
4, Pick hedgehog up. Scream loudly.
5.Run around garden screaming loudly with mouth full.
6. Drop hedgehog and hit with paw. Scream loudly.
7. Continue from 3. ad. lib.until long suffering owner comes out with torch and lead to remove dog from hedgehog.
8.Wait indoors with brother until owner has collected hedgehog in a bucket and placed it in the safety of tortoise enclosure, treading in poo while doing so. Owner swears quietly. Owner watches hedgehog potter off unharmed
9. Greet owner with huge proud of myself grin and ask to go outside.
Owner now has large drink. dogs are asleep.

[shaneystar2]

Morning all
Not a bad day so far .Dry and breezy .Hope you're all ok .
Woofy,that's made me laugh ....Owner swears quietly ..hahaa.

[Robinia]

Morning all...it's brightened up after a wet start. What a grim day yesterday, the cold and damp's really making me creak.

Thanks jno, that's lovely.

lol woofy, Charlie stuck his nose on a hedgehog, but only once, for a dog with no attention span there were some things he remembered. He was terrified of frogs. :)

[woofgang]

oh he does this every year. after the first time each year he remembers till the next year. My lovely godson and his equally lovely big brother have just been and moved my bed. Its all getting a bit exciting. They did mention that they might not have put it together right and it will collapse in the middle of the night!

[jno]

as long as the mattress is on the top side...

[netibiza]

and jno you tell you-know-who, that if they want a gorgeous ibize style chillout bar, Ibiza is the only place to be!!!

[netibiza]

My gay best friend and his best friend are getting married here in August, I am the only one who knows (well apart from you lot shhh!) so I am the best man and the matron of honour, have to go on two stag nights, turn up at the wedding in my best clothes and pretend I am going shoppinng, how is that going to work?? They had better take me out for a reception lunch or there'll be trouble.

[jno]

goodness, a woman of many parts, some of them man parts.

The happy couple are having a minimoon in Capri, real honeymoon later.

[Robinia]

hahahaha...good luck with that bi-biza
http://tiny.cc/0gcxex

[Robinia]

I think that should be neti's avatar, lol

[netibiza]

Hey hey, I am all woman, I am not bi anything, not even bilingual, just a smidgeon.

[netibiza]

Having a delightfully lazy afternoon, did the shopping and brekkie this am, then I had coffee with "fat English" what the spanish bar owner calls my GBF, did the ironing as Mr N is going on golfing holiday tomorrow and he needs his shirts. Was going to sunbathe but cba, pool still quite chilly. Just sittin and chillin playing computer games. Hija is making noodles (fideua) with clams for dinner.

[shaneystar2]

It turned chilly and drizzly here but a watery sun has just come out .
Picky came carting along with his blasted paperwork .I told him he had better bung his father a bottle of scotch as accountants don't come cheap :)
He took me to Wilkies and Farmfoods though and mended the computer desk .
Lol Neti ..I'd love to be a fly on the wall .You are funny .Will you be wearing a tie and a tiara :)

[jno]

sigh, had to go back to the dentist as the socket is still bleeding a bit, more than 2 weeks after its tooth was removed; he said it had got infected, scoured it out, scoured my bank account out as well and gave me some metronidazole, so no gin for a week but lots of loo paper :-(

[netibiza]

Poor jno, you are a martyr to your teef, pull the lot out and save a fortune.