That's What You Call A Near Miss!
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how is your day???
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do you ever have one of those days......
here's mine so far
1. after a night of little sleep, i know how you imsomniacs must feel now, i got up at 7am, after a 30 minute nap, only to wake up annoyed
2, me better half, then nagged me for burning the carpet last night, me superglued bit did not cover the burn
3. i get me bike out out, to discover a broken spoke, again, and i have no spares, so cant ride the scenic 30 miles after work
4. i forget me ID. card, so have to go home again
5. me mate, at work, describes the great time he had at the hen party's party. who we met last night in the pub,after i decided to be sensible and go home. though his hangover and wrath of his wfe, made me smile, as did their nurse outfits
6. a foolish delivery driver decides to alter the staff car's bodywork, 10 pages of paperwork to now fill in
7. on the ferry, i met the girl i should have married 18 years ago, if i had of not decided to by a motorbike, and she was more charming now, than ever, and has a larger chest than i remember. so felt more foolish
8. i was rudely interupted at work, during jeremy kyle, by being asked if i would like to volunteer to go to afganistan for 4 months, though at the moment it seems a good idea, at least it would help cure me of AB addiction
merely insignificant, to most peoples problems, i know, but i'm fed up, and me finger still throbs
no sympathy please, well maybe a little,
just tell how bad your day is
or something to make me smile again
i going to lock meself in the garage, listen to planet rock and twiddle with me aircooled beauty, (vw,beetle)
here's mine so far
1. after a night of little sleep, i know how you imsomniacs must feel now, i got up at 7am, after a 30 minute nap, only to wake up annoyed
2, me better half, then nagged me for burning the carpet last night, me superglued bit did not cover the burn
3. i get me bike out out, to discover a broken spoke, again, and i have no spares, so cant ride the scenic 30 miles after work
4. i forget me ID. card, so have to go home again
5. me mate, at work, describes the great time he had at the hen party's party. who we met last night in the pub,after i decided to be sensible and go home. though his hangover and wrath of his wfe, made me smile, as did their nurse outfits
6. a foolish delivery driver decides to alter the staff car's bodywork, 10 pages of paperwork to now fill in
7. on the ferry, i met the girl i should have married 18 years ago, if i had of not decided to by a motorbike, and she was more charming now, than ever, and has a larger chest than i remember. so felt more foolish
8. i was rudely interupted at work, during jeremy kyle, by being asked if i would like to volunteer to go to afganistan for 4 months, though at the moment it seems a good idea, at least it would help cure me of AB addiction
merely insignificant, to most peoples problems, i know, but i'm fed up, and me finger still throbs
no sympathy please, well maybe a little,
just tell how bad your day is
or something to make me smile again
i going to lock meself in the garage, listen to planet rock and twiddle with me aircooled beauty, (vw,beetle)
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air cooled beauty!! VW Beetle!! culyfilm, you need help!!
They sound like cement mixers, a little faster than a cement mixer but not a lot, designed by the same designer, well i'm not sure it was ever actually designed!!
Yes curlyfilm, you are having a rough time, give the car away to some other poor person and buy a real car, you will feel so much better.
and as for all that other stuff you were banging on about!! trivial!! get over it, get shot of the car, happiness will follow!!!
Good luck!!!!
ps, do you also have a surboard and do you get VW monthly magazine??
They sound like cement mixers, a little faster than a cement mixer but not a lot, designed by the same designer, well i'm not sure it was ever actually designed!!
Yes curlyfilm, you are having a rough time, give the car away to some other poor person and buy a real car, you will feel so much better.
and as for all that other stuff you were banging on about!! trivial!! get over it, get shot of the car, happiness will follow!!!
Good luck!!!!
ps, do you also have a surboard and do you get VW monthly magazine??
At 6am (still half asleep) I was chasing a half dead bird around my house, leaving a trail of blood behind him. Now I am faced with the prospect of going home to find him dead! http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Animals-and-Nat ure/Question343973.html
That was a pretty rubbish start to my day, but it's got much better thankfully.
That was a pretty rubbish start to my day, but it's got much better thankfully.
ha ha Curly you got caught....didnt do a very good job did you, teach you to be smoking in the house
No 8. No No No say NO
My day so far.....bloody freezing, still no heating, sick of cleaning out fireplaces. Cant phone the boss in case he asks me to go into work, just found out that my accountant has fcuked off to Eygpt for 7 weeks and have to have company accounts ready for end of Jan.
Other than that....my day is ok
No 8. No No No say NO
My day so far.....bloody freezing, still no heating, sick of cleaning out fireplaces. Cant phone the boss in case he asks me to go into work, just found out that my accountant has fcuked off to Eygpt for 7 weeks and have to have company accounts ready for end of Jan.
Other than that....my day is ok
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Not having a great one so far...
Ran out of milk this morning (yet again)
After that, checked my mailbox, found 4 bills (that's the end of shopping trips for this month)
Just discovered I may be lactose intolerant or allergic at least - half a bar of white milk choc's just given me a stomachache
Have totally lost my appetite, may not eat chocolate ever again.
Ran out of milk this morning (yet again)
After that, checked my mailbox, found 4 bills (that's the end of shopping trips for this month)
Just discovered I may be lactose intolerant or allergic at least - half a bar of white milk choc's just given me a stomachache
Have totally lost my appetite, may not eat chocolate ever again.
Well got a decent night's sleep which was great and in my bed too rather than ending up crashing on the sofa :)
Got to have a bit of a lie in as not in work today.
Had a nice leisurely get up and breakfast then had my medical appointment, they've referred me to the specialist breast clinic who rang this afternoon and gave me an appointment next friday.
Found another lump elsewhere but think it's just a cyst as had them before there but getting that checked out too.
Had a lovely full body massage to de-stress me and treated myself to a steak and salad burrito for lunch and been cuddled up on the sofa this aft.
Have been called in for 3 job interviews next week which is great :)
Got to have a bit of a lie in as not in work today.
Had a nice leisurely get up and breakfast then had my medical appointment, they've referred me to the specialist breast clinic who rang this afternoon and gave me an appointment next friday.
Found another lump elsewhere but think it's just a cyst as had them before there but getting that checked out too.
Had a lovely full body massage to de-stress me and treated myself to a steak and salad burrito for lunch and been cuddled up on the sofa this aft.
Have been called in for 3 job interviews next week which is great :)
well it gets worse, after a macduffers breakfast, instead of me usual, prunes and porridge, with soya milk, me body said yuk,
after a nice swim, which was interupted by the weekly pregnant ladies swimming club, i sulked in me garage but was cheered up wu tang clan, cypress hill and public enemy on the stereo, planet rock was just to depressing,
me beetle is running like a well oiled sewing machine, so i'm going to take it for a spin, i have decided to don me reef flip flops, and billabong shorts, and join me fellow aircooled vw geeks in a few lagers, and will join you all later
many thanks for your tales of grief,
yours still annoyed, but not so grumpy
after a nice swim, which was interupted by the weekly pregnant ladies swimming club, i sulked in me garage but was cheered up wu tang clan, cypress hill and public enemy on the stereo, planet rock was just to depressing,
me beetle is running like a well oiled sewing machine, so i'm going to take it for a spin, i have decided to don me reef flip flops, and billabong shorts, and join me fellow aircooled vw geeks in a few lagers, and will join you all later
many thanks for your tales of grief,
yours still annoyed, but not so grumpy
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