Problem getting rid of neighbours cat

[Harry_Hedgehog]

Hello all. I have a problem with a neighbours pet. It is constantly using my garden and drive as a toilet. It will also kill birds in my garden which it then leaves a ball of feathers and use my car to sit on and this has resulted in scratches over my bonnet. I have tried to be reasonable with me neighbours but they refuse to keep the cat inside their home and off my property. So last week I caught their fleebag cat and drove it about 5-6 miles down the road and dumped it (I thought this to be more humane than just killing it). Then about 3 or 4 days later I come home from work and catch it in my garden again. The little bugger had found its way back! So I plan to catch it again asap. This time I will either drive it about 25-30 miles from its home and dump it or just put it in the oven and turn the gas on. I would just like to know your thoughts on which method you think will be best for myself and the cat. Thanks.

[ChuckFickens]

This should be.... heated!!

(btw just for the record, I hope somebody puts you in the boot of a car and drives you a long way off and dumps you)

[treetops1]

Both are wasting fuel and I`m sure Harry you will want to be green. So you need a different method.

[Harry_Hedgehog]

I would rather not kill it. Any advice on how far I would have to dump it to make sure it does not make it home. I know it may have a chip so someone might find it and my neighbours may get it back :(

[squarebear]

Blast it with a hosepipe. That worked for me when strays were wandering in.

[mike11111]

I would just hold my hands up and surrender. Experience tells me that the cat will always win in the end.

[woofgang]

http://www.deteracat.co.uk/

this is a good website. I have their RSPB recommended cat scarer protecting my pond and the only cat it didn't work on was deaf. DON'T kidnap the cat, the neighbours will know it was you and you will be done for cruelty and rightly so.

[mccfluff]

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[Dris]

I doubt every word of this poster-being a cat owner.
Supposing the fable is true then just throw water on it.
Now -what happens the next time you are deemed to be anti-social -what do we do with you hmmmm -i'll have fun with this one :)

[woofgang]

lol mcfluff, go on....just a teensy nibble......

[I.Don No]

why don't you try what we did.......scoop up the cat poop and put it on cat owner's doorstep!

(failing that you could always put some of your own poop there instead)

[zzxxee]

Buy a cover for your car to prevent scratches
Get a plant called scardy cat they hate it to prevent them going in your garden
Citronella is a good repellant get some garden candels this should help
if all else fails get a dog !!!

[rinkins]

I'm speechless - fluffy set murphs on her

I would be absolutely livid if anyone did that to one of my cats absolutely disgraceful. You should be reported.

I'm disgusted.

[boxtops]

Harry Hedgehog, this is absolutely evil. The cat is just being a cat, they are above the law. There are no rules about cats - if you don't want them in your garden, it's up to you to keep them out, not for the neighbours to keep their cat off your property. If anyone knew who you were I suspect you would be reported for animal cruelty and the police and the RSPCA will then be on your back - look what happened to that woman who put the cat in the wheely bin. If you succeed in your horrible plan, you will deprive the neighbours of a much-loved pet - have you thought of that? What a lovely neighbour you are. You can take a cat hundreds of miles away and it can still find its way back home. A water pistol well aimed will do the trick - or as is suggested, a cat scarer. You can buy stuff or spray in B&Q or Homebase to sprinkle on your garden. Lots of deterrents - I'm just glad you don't live next door to me.

[Dris]

Hello all.I have a problem with the pr!ck who lives next door to me.He has nothing better to do than concern himself with my toilet habits- whereas I have to go on long journeys to lay-byes where he pretends he has a dog yet its only meeee and he lets me go as im not the pussy he wants :(
Do I go along with it or scratch his knackers to bits the next time he tried to lift me up???

[boxtops]

I'm sure it is vibes, but it's good to have a rant at the end of a long working day ;-)

[brenda]

This post may be a wind up , or not . Harry has a prob with a cat -- I have a prob with him -- total cretin that he is.

[craft1948]

My cat-owning neighbour was unimpressed when I asked if my dog could crap on his garden.....