...turboped...shall we go into into partnership a-la Peckham Springs?... I'm not on a water meter....do you have access to a large supply of plastic bottles?.....
...and as for the closure of the Pot Noodle Mines...well I blame Jamie Oliver...generations of children will grow up into students deprived of a staple diet of Pot Noodle, they will have to endure their grandparent's tales of yeteryear about beef and tomato, sauce sachets, and "brewing" preferances...support the miners now!..before the pot noodle riots begin.....