Hi, I'm Felix, and I agree that humans are silly animals, but my slave is not too bad, but I can't get her to stop playing on this stupid computer and let me have a go. But here I am at last. I like Frankie am rough, tough, and pretty mean, but when no-one's around I sometimes sneak a cuddle, just to keep on her right side, after all she's in charge of the food. I have a brother named Frankie, but he's a real softy, so I often bash him up and then I'm none too popular for the next ten minutes.