Flowers on a fig?

[woofgang]

I have a nice brown Turkey fig tree in a pot. I get about six figs a year and very nice they are too. BUT I have never seen any flowers on my fig tree, just suddenly tiny figs appear. So...do figs flower and if so when and what do the flowers look like? and if figs don't flower, where do the tiny figs come from??

[Robinia]

I had enough bump feeling yesterday thanks shaneystar
Well for any boffins puzzling about my sanity I can give them an explanation right now. I had to grow up fast, I think I was born worried so I'm reliving my childhood now. I'm grown up & serious when necessary but take any opportunity to be a big kid. There, sorted - didn't need a degree for that.....

[smudge]

Anyone want a go: Here

[netibiza]

Why is AB Ed's printing different to the one where she answered nompmisremoh's in Suggs.

[shaneystar2]

I did mean the bumps on our heads !! Mind you I must be lacking as have now found I cannot read properly as have rambled on in Smudges thread without reading the question properly.I am going to do some more ironing and try and pull myself together.

[AB Editor]

Oooh my ears were burning....netti - I just cut and pasted his username and got stuck with his formatting. Hope that's all of his I get stuck with!

Will do, gesso.

[shaneystar2]

Honestly !! Trust IAP to find a bumpy picture!

[Robinia]

I week lav cleaning duty for Pickle !! Starting now, no one's done them since we came here and the pumpy soap has run out.....what was wrong with lifebuoy? And the smell of paraffin lanterns? And a big spider behind the loo bowl......didn't any of you notice him at the old place? I can nip back & get him if you like......

[netibiza]

By heck Pickle they're some bumps and a half. Glad I haven't got to trail those about.

OK Ed you're forgiven for trying to imposter yourself(sounds rude, but we won't go there!)

[netibiza]

Here it is Robinia oooh cringe and shudder.

robi'sspider

[smudge]

Those bumps look so painfully large IAP! I'll keep to my 36C pimples thank you!

Your posts on my TV prog's thread were fine shaney!

Aaaarrrggg - you little Devil Neti!

[gessoo]

At this rate, we will be moving again by next Friday!!!

This is what I now suggest for our next move

Figgiehome

and by the way, Ed has put our old grotto on the market - I have just seen it advertised in The Times Property Supplement at �750,000! Ed is obviously trying to raise some money for her next trip back home!!!!

BiddyGrotto

Mind you, I don't think she should have included Vinny in the Sales Photo if she wants to sell quickly!!!! People might think he's part of the fixtures and fittings!

[Jude123]

Afternoon all. What I want to know is what happened to the NooLoo. Did it come with us or if not can I get a refund? What a 'tightwad' I hear you all cry!! Anyway if I can you can put it to whatever you loike to make life easier in figgieland.

[Jude123]

loike - not suddenly gone West Country just a slip of the finger as usual...

[Robinia]

Gesso I was wondering if there were any old castles in P&P, H&M or Travel - we could waft up and down the corridors in our hairnets & wincy nighties & scare any invaders.

Speaking of nighties do you all realise smudge has been in here unwashed and undressed, the very idea - just what were you wearing under your duffle coat smudge??

If I win the Euro lotto tonight I'll buy back the grotto for us......

[netibiza]

I've ordered this for smudge and the NooLoo.

bottiewipes

[smudge]

Oh, Robinia - I thought that confession would stay on my other thread!

Yes, I have to say I've had a very unmotivated day today! I only washed my hair, had a nice hot bath & got dressed at 14:00! I've still got a turbi towel on me bonce too!

The flies have just left the room, so I'll warm up my hair straightener & get going before Mr Smudge gets home!

[gessoo]

Oh Robinia, I am so ashamed. Just go to Smudge's TV question and you will see why.............. (I have been working in my dressing gown!!!)

[shaneystar2]

Well we are nearly half way through our posting limit and then we will have to head off again.I am glad I didn't unpack my shopping trolley..my pinny could do with a wash. I am going to get one of these if we have to keep travelling around.
http://www.behavioral-sciences.org/Photos/Texas%20stretc h%20limo.jpg

Vinny can sit at the back .

[Jude123]

I'm not writing in invisible ink.....